Worst Jokes Ever
How do you know someone is fucking dumb?
They put jokes that have been used several times already.
What do you call a hill with cows on it?
A Moo-ntain.
So I made a parody for "Me, Myself, and I." It goes like this: "Me, Myself, and I, I'm gonna drink bleach until I die!"
The bakery I worked at got robbed. They demanded the dough; apparently, it couldn't be baked first.
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home ;)
Orphan: Just two things I don’t have.
What did the tree say to the Lumberjack? Leaf me alone!
PORNHUB
A man walked into a bar. No wait, a horse,
A man walked into a horse.
Corn and corn, where is popcorn?
Fun fact: If you're an orphan, you probably don't know your parents.
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
You Poker Face.
One volcano said, "Is that you, Qs? I am hot."
I ate a watch once... it was time-consuming.
Never trust stairs, they're always up to something.
I used to hate facial hair,
but then it grew on me.
Me: "I came home laughing."
Parents: "What's wrong?"
Me: "The teacher asked everyone a question. Luckily, I was the only one who knew."
Parents: "Good for you, Johnny. What was the fantastic question your teacher gave everyone and only you knew?"
Me: "Well, it's kinda complicated, but here it goes."
Parents: "What is it?"
Me: "Who farted?"
What's a queen's favorite drink? Royal-tea!
I was born yesterday, and I walked down memory lane. I fell over the edge!
Confucius say, "Man who bite electric wire get shocking experience!"
My ex misses me, good thing she'll never hit me.