Flying Lesson

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  • Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day.

    Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he'll fly for the rest of his life.

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. This "joke" is playing on the different meanings of "fly". Flying in a plane is easy, but being pushed out? Well, that's flying in a different, much more permanent, way, if you catch my drift. Considering your brain is smoother than a bowling ball, probably not.

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