Worst Jokes Ever
Why is Ollie so boring? He plays board games.
Why was the Cheetah not allowed to do tests?
Because it always cheated.
Have you ever heard of a dream that that that that the universe was a fake machine?
How does the earth rate its sex?
Earthquake, Cataclysm, Volcano explosion, Earth's core explodes.
If the earth's core explodes, then he got tore up!
China. There. :)
What do emos use as birth control?
Their personalities!
You're so ugly your mirror shattered.
Hi Leyla, I have been trying to reach you for a while. Where have you been? I was wondering if you wanted to chat.
Did you hear about the man who died of a Viagra overdose?
They couldn't close the casket.
What is the best la?
A koa-la!
I have a picture of Uranus on my computer.
The pastor jumped at the chance to meet Ariana the other day.
He also grabbed, fondled, and fingered. Some might say he was milking the situation.
Don't break girls' hearts. Break their legs instead. They're two.
These are as weak as the towers.
Your face makes onions cry.
A man walks into an enchanted forest and tries to cut down a talking tree.
“You can’t cut me down,” the tree exclaims, “I’m a talking tree!” The man responds, “You may be a talking tree, but you will have dialogue.”
Why did the moon go to sleep? Because he was bossy.
What is humble, holy, and helps?
An angle...
If a priest listens to sad music in his church, he really enjoys being deep in minor.
Your mama is so fat, when I think of her in my head, she just broke my neck.