Worst Jokes Ever
What language do Gays speak?
HOMOGRAPHY maybe...
What do you call Joey in a room? Transgender.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
Erin like TJ, but his tapeline said no.
You're hairline is like I was so fat Dora the Explorer couldn't find your numbers!
Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?
They don't have parent permission.
What do you call a shocked Chinese man?
"Hu le fuk!"
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
Your mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family.
"What's the capital of Texas?" said the brown hair.
"T," said the blonde.
What do you call a rich orphan?
Batman.
One thing led to another, now I have a new patio.
First date be like:
Me: "I work with animals every day."
Her: "Oh, how sweet! What is it exactly that you do with them?"
Me: "I'm a butcher."
Did you know the giraffe’s hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?
Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.
I asked an orphan where his parents were.
(God, I wish I knew)
What do you call a group of emos?
A Suicide Squad.
What do you call an adopted orphan?
Wanted.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Clearly not their parents."