Worst Jokes Ever
Dear Gwen and Prince,
Gwen and Prince, sorry for being mean and cussing and other messed up nonsense. To be honest, I really just wanted to be your friends, all both of you! BTW Prince, Gwen is not dating Aiden...I don't even know who Aiden is! Sorry a million times, Zreina.
I heard that your forehead is so big that you could build a neighborhood on it.
Teacher: How many kids are in this classroom?
Kid: 73 if you count the ones you have hid in the basement.
Well on the positive side: the Mexicans will probably want to pay for, and build, that wall at this point! Maybe the Canadians as well; two free walls!
I would have loved to ride the Titanic at least once ;)
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So, an orphan walked into a store. He gets lost and the store clerk asked, "Do you need help finding your parent?" and the orphan ran out crying.
What do you call seagulls that fly over a bay? Bay-gulls.
There is an upside to being an orphan.
Every bag of chips is family size.
Today was no fun. A rhino escaped from the zoo and ate two parents, and I lost my job as zookeeper.
Why can't orphans go to a school field trip?
Because he needs the parent's signature.
I got stuck in the dryer again. Brother, say less.
My girlfriend is so fat, she looked into the mirror and said, "Woah, there are two of me!"
What do you say when the toilet is clogged?
Oh shit!
A woman goes into labor with her child. The doctor says that they have invented a new device to transfer the pain of childbirth to the father. He asks if it is ok to use the new device. The couple agrees and so he turns the pain to the father to 10%. The man feels nothing.
They then bump it up to 20%. He still feels nothing. They keep doing this until they have the machine up to 100%. The man still felt nothing so they go home happy, until they find the milkman dead on the porch.
How many gears does a French tank have?
One forward and six reverse.
I had a new "blonde parts expert" woman call for parts. I needed 2 ought wire for a job. She calls NAPA auto and asks for twat wire. The parts guy was assuming she didn't know about Planned Parenthood? .. 😂🤣
The skeleton cancelled the gallery showing of his skull-ptures because his heart just wasn’t in it.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
Hi, oooo was the day I was a kid. I was going home to school today after dinner!
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk home from school today?