Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a sad Doge?
What?
Nothing but Sarrrooooddd!
What did a car say hi to?
It said hi to the school.
"Hi, honey, how do you want buns?"
What time is it when you say "what?"
Time to start over!
Samuel liked Batman when he was a kid.
He still is a kid.
Oh no!
What month has 28 days?
All of them.
Why do golfers bring an extra pair of socks? In case they get a hole in one.
Did you hear about the man who swallowed his watch?
He went to the doctor hoping he could give him something to help pass the time.
When I feel ugly, I just look at my brother and get over it.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To run from poachers.
What's the difference between you and me? You're not strangling a man with a cloak on.
There's something special about cemeteries.
People are dying to get inside.
What's the difference between me and my best friends?
At least one of us has a house.
What’s a cow’s favorite piece of furniture?
The cowch (couch).
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He rolled away and his charger unplugged.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Heehheehehehehehehe
To get to the other side. Ahaahahahahahahahahahahaa!
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Why do you want me?
Cus u like me...
What do you mean?
You love me.
No.
Look down.
I'm hungry.