Worst Jokes Ever
Chuck Norris can kick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever had.
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
"Halloumi, who's the tastiest of them all?"
What did the hijackers say when they crashed into the Twin Towers?
"Jenga!"
Are you Shane Dawson?
Because I can be your pussy.
Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.
What do you call a physically disabled man who is sitting on the toilet inside the handicapped stall inside the men's restroom?
Sex worker.
I would make a joke about Silver the Hedgehog... but it's no use!
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back.
What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?
One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."
When your mum sold you on eBay for £2 pound for girls stripper.
You know you’re getting fat when you sit in the bath, and the water in the bath rises.
Yo mama so fat, when she talks to herself, it’s a long-distance call.
What is the difference between a gay male who is not physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male that is not physically challenged, and a gay male who is physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male who is not physically challenged?
A gay male who is not physically challenged who receives a blowjob from a gay male who is physically challenged would still not believe that the physically challenged male is gay because the gay male who is not physically challenged is the definition of an asshole.
Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they can't call anyone their dad.
What do you call a terrorist swimming?
A bath bomb!
Why did the orphan turn gay?
A: Because he wanted someone to call him "daddy."
Adam and Eve had 3 male children, the only children on Earth. How did they reproduce?
I saw a girl crying. I asked her where her parents were, and she started to cry even more.
Man, I love working in the orphanage.