Worst Jokes Ever
My mom smashed my Xbox, so I smashed her daughter. 😏
Yo mama so ugly even bullets refuse to kill her.
A cop pulls two Arabian men over, walks up to their window, and says, "We are looking for two child molesters!"
Now after a short pause, the two men look at each other, then back at the officer and say, "We'll do it!"
69.
What did one man say to his friend who had a receding hairline?
He said, “Hey, friend, I can see that your head definitely has a brighter future than mine.”
Why couldn't the sunflower ride its bike? It lost its petals!
There are 3 Genders.
1: Man
2: Woman
3: Mentally ill.
Your hairline is running away faster than when your dad went to get milk, and that’s saying something.
I ate a sock yesterday. It was very time-consuming.
How do you ground a Gen Z?
Make them go outside and socialize.
Hickory dickory dock, the mouse ran up the clock.
He finally got up there, but a bird stole his co-.
How to make an orphan die?
Tell them to yell until their folks come home.
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
Q: Why do Americans fish with guns?
A: To shoot up the whole school.
What's the difference between a seal and a special kid?
They both go: "Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!"
I cried when my mom started to cut up onions... onions was a good dog.
I charge 50 bucks a suck.
Mum: Why are roses red?
Child: Stop, Mum, you never make jokes.
Mum: I made you.
What do you call a blonde who's dyed her hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence.
Why can't you teach an orphan new tricks?
Because there is no one to teach them.