Worst Jokes Ever
My dad died in 9/11. He was such a good pilot.
What’s the rarest gun to find in Africa?
A water gun…
Roses are red, Lemons are sour; Lift your skirt up and give me an hour.
At least if you're fat you don't need to put as much bathwater in the bath.
Women need to be in the kitchen.
What do you get when you combine a penis and a potato?
A dictator.
What’s the craziest thing Kurt Cobain released?
The safety.
Why did the booty go to therapy?
It had some DEEP-SEATED issues.
Me and my girlfriend broke up, so I took her wheelchair, and she came crawling back.
I hate 9/11 jokes... They always crash and burn, like, dude, it's not funny?
Which planet would I consider dating?
I don’t know, but not Saturn because she’s already got a ring on her.
Why doesn't Voldemort have a human nose?
Because his snake bit it off!
Are you a school? Because I want to shoot kids inside you.
The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane.
Hey guess what...
What...
My penis is big.
Just watched my friend take a steak out of her pocket. That steak was so outta pocket.
I walk in from work to find my wife dead on the sofa.
As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of sick fuck does that?
Yo mama's so fat that she used a telephone pole as a tampon.
When I was very young...
My classmates played a game called kiss chase. Some were really good at catching the girls and then kissing them.
They are rapists now.
Why did the moderator of worstjokesever.com die?
He had a heart attack because he was a fat loser.