Sam Ryan jokes
Who is the king of Reddit?
Sam Ryan.
Why is Sam Ryan a redditor? Because he is.
Sam Ryan, more like Sam Reddit!
So Kenny finally found his one true love.
But he can't be with her because it's illegal to marry your sister.
The S in America stands for safe.
A plane is going to crash. There are four passengers and only three parachutes. All the staff are safe and are gone, leaving the passengers. Ryan Reynolds is the first. He says, "My fans need me," and jumps. Donald Trump takes another and says, "I am the smartest president," and jumps, leaving one. There is a pope and a boy left. The pope says, "Child, my life is over and yours has just begun, take the last parachute." The boy replies, "Don't worry - Donald took my backpack."