Sam Ryan jokes

Who is the king of Reddit?

Sam Ryan.

Why is Sam Ryan a redditor? Because he is.

Sam Ryan, more like Sam Reddit!

Sam Gonzales

There was a boy named Sammy, and he was deeply in love with a girl named Rayne. But she didn’t notice him or talk to him. But one day, she did, and they end up liking each other and getting married and lived happil- wait no, that’s not right. Sammy snuck in Rayne’s house at night and kidnapped her, locked her in his basement, and turned her into a puppet so she'd be with him forever and ever. The End.