Worst Jokes Ever
All of you guys in this orphanage are ABCDEFGHIJK.
What's that? said the orphans.
Attractive, brilliant, cute, darling, elegant, funny, gorgeous, and hot.
What's the IJK?
I'm just kidding! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ok, so I'm bored, depressed, and lonely. Someone wanna talk?
What do ICE and Mexican drug cartels both have in common?
They both kidnap Canadian women!
Abortion is a difficult topic for me.
On one hand I support it because it kills children.
On the other hand, it gives women a choice.
Do you know you’re supposed to wash your sex toys after you use them?
I guess that’s why Catholics invented baptism.
The American Dream is real. It's just set and filmed in Toronto and not Texas.
Why did the orphan commit a bank robbery?
So he could be wanted.
I believe in a woman's right to choose...
...whether she wants to cook first and then clean or clean first and then cook.
Where were the first French Fries 🍟 made?
In Greece.
It's important to wash your sex toys.
That's why priests invented baptism.
I donated to the LGBTQ community. Hopefully now they can find a cure.
You: Find a time clock that can change time.
Your friend the next day: Hey, can I borrow yo' house?
You: No, I'm trying to figure out what to do with my TIME!
Also you: Changes the time back to 1267 so you don't have to have that friend again.
Would you like to try African food?
They would too.
There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. I love working at an orphanage.
Why doesn’t Jesus trust humanity anymore?
Because he doesn’t wanna get double-crossed.
Teacher: "What's your name?"
Student: "Hang on a second."
10 seconds later:
Teacher: "Is something wrong?"
Student: "Hang on a second!"
20 seconds later:
Teacher: "Don't say a word!!!"
Student: "Hang on a second!!!"
Teacher: "Come here and tell me your name right now!!!"
Student: "Hang on a second!"
Teacher: "Don't call for help!!!"
Student: "Just listen to me!"
Teacher: "Go on, speak!"
Student: "Hang on a second!"
Teacher: "Don't push my patience; this is no joke!!! Tell me your name right now!"
Student: "Hang on a second!!!"
What's worse than a baby in a dumpster?
A baby in two dumpsters.
What do orphans call a selfie?
A family photo.
Why is American bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
What are Eric and Dylan known for at Columbine High School?
They pulled the greatest senior prank in all of history.