Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't disabled people make jokes?
Well, it's called Stand-Up comedy, isn't it?
Q: What's the difference between rape and marriage?
A: With marriage, you get to keep the screaming woman afterwards.
Little Johnny and his dad were going to buy a horse.
Dad: Rubbing on the horse’s chest and butt.
Little Johnny: What are you doing?
Dad: Checking to see if the horse is healthy so I can buy it.
Little Johnny: Oh well, I think the mall man wants to buy mom.
Women are like the Twin Towers. After you smash them, and if some little people start jumping out, the government is gonna tax the shit outta you.
What's worse than 3 babies in one trashcan?
One baby in three trashcans.
Why is Sam Ryan a redditor? Because he is.
If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb up to the top of your ego and jump to your IQ.
Roses are red, don’t touch the toys, these are what the priests use to lure in the boys.
Q: What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
What do you call a fight between an illegal immigrant and a pedophile? Alien vs Predator.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he's hooked up to? The computer runs.
What leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss?
A stab wound.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
what do you call a suicide bomber that loves water? a bath bomb.
I am still trying to figure out why paying the COVID doctors a compliment is so offensive. They even kicked me out, and all I said was to stay positive...
How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his Whopper.
I once ate a watch. It was time consuming.
People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!
What is the New York fireman's favorite song?
It's raining men.
You wanna know why I hate circles so much? They’re just so pointless! But I guess that’s how they roll.