Q: Why do depressed people always have colored hair?
A: That’s as close as they can get to dye.
Worst Jokes Ever
My friend entered a pun contest. He entered ten, figuring at least one of them would win, but no pun in ten did.
what makes emos jump?
a. bridges
Friend: Stop with the self harm jokes, they're not funny.
Me: It's not that deep. I'll cut it out.
Women treat me like a god.
They ignore me till they need something.
Q: Why was the depressed kid sad on Christmas?
A: They weren't hanging like the ornaments on a tree.
It's not funny to joke about orphans. Without any education, they'd never understand what the jokes mean.
A man is being arrested by a female police officer, who informs him, "Anything you say can and will be held against you." The man replies, "Boobs!"
If you want to get mental damage, visit the site:
https://schlechtewitze.com
Any game: "Are you a boy or a girl?"
Non-binary people: *cries*
How many brain cells does a pregnant blonde have?
Two, one for her and one for the baby.
What's an astronaut's favorite candy? A Milky Way!
The woman saw a cute lookin' cop. She had pulled up right next to him and said, "Hey, can I get your number?" He said, "Yeah, it's 911," and drove off.
I realized that a really bad joke and my life are the exact same thing.
I've always been suicidal. Some might say, "Why haven't I actually done the act?" I'll just say, well, I hate myself too much so I thought I'd stay around for the punishment of staying alive.
My mom said don't fuck whores.
So I kicked my step sis out the house.
How does a peadophile help a kid with maths? He adds the bed, divides the clothes, and multiplies with the whole classroom.
Cheap oil, no immigration, and no school shootings.
Corona did what Trump promised.
Kelly Clarkson may be able to shed her weight [through pills], but she will never be able to shed the fact that she admitted herself that she molested her children when they were toddlers.
Your mum is so old that when I told her to act her age, she died.
