Roses Are Red, Priests Are Creepy

This is a dark joke that uses a rhyming scheme and a seemingly innocent setup (roses are red) to bring up the disturbing topic of priest and boys. The punchline implies that priests use toys to attract kids, which is a serious accusation that plays on real-world scandals. It’s dark because it jokes about something harmful.

• Priest
• Rose
• Roses are red
• Religion
• Abuse
• Boy

• Roses are red... Orphans are blue... I killed the priest so I could rape them too.
• Roses are red, violets are blue, like my hole, Uncle Bill is making me full, better run here he comes!
• What's a priest's favorite toy? A mute little boy.
• what did the pedophile say to the kid? "Roses are red, my name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van."