Roses Are Red, Priests Are Creepy

Roses are red, don’t touch the toys, these are what the priests use to lure in the boys.

Categories

  • Priest
  • Rose
  • Roses are red
  • Religion
  • Abuse
  • Boy

Explanation

This is a dark joke that uses a rhyming scheme and a seemingly innocent setup (roses are red) to bring up the disturbing topic of priest and boys. The punchline implies that priests use toys to attract kids, which is a serious accusation that plays on real-world scandals. It’s dark because it jokes about something harmful.

Comments (10)

That’s messed up

Doesn’t even rhyme moron

im a priest i do this with toys every day