What do you call a fish with no eye?
Fsh.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why is that kid walking like that? Oh, he's an alter boy.
Who is the only person time waits for? Nun.
I wish my lawn was emo. Then it would cut itself.
Cops go to the hood when the shooting range is closed.
I'm not racist, my best friends are black for Halloween. :)
Why is the Catholic church in favor of condoms now?
It's now getting harder to hide DNA evidence.
What do you call children born from incest?
Gross Domestic Product.
How does a train eat?
It goes, "chew chew."
Why can’t Indian women drive?
They’re too used to riding their camels.
Why does Ms. Mushroom 🍄 go out with Mr. Mushroom 🍄?
Because he’s a fungi.
"Did you go to the light show?"
"Yeah, it was lit."
Son: Dad, I had sex for the first time.
Dad: Would you like to talk about it?
Son: Sure.
Dad: Sit down and let's talk about it.
Son: I can't, my butt hurts.
I asked an emo girl, "Do you ever get jealous of your phone when it dies?"
I like my women the way I like my coffee, and I don't drink coffee.
I went to go hang out with the emo kids, but they already did.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn’t matter, it won’t come to you.
I was in the mood for some dark meat, so I called my black friend.
My dad went out for milk. It's been 15 years and I still have to eat my cereal dry.
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, "This isn't working." I'm not sure what she's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it's working fine!
