Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Suicide

    • A man went to the library and asked for a book about suicide. The librarian said, "Go away, you won’t bring it back."

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    • Sex

    • If sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with four people is called a foursome, I guess now it's clear why everyone calls me handsome.

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    • Batman

    • Kid: "I wish I could be like Batman!" Genie: "Wish granted!" When the kid gets home, both of his parents are dead.

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    • Nun

    • Three nuns are talking, and the first nun says, "You would never believe what I discovered." Intrigued, the others signal her to continue. "I found a phone in the priest's room," said the first nun. "Oh, that's nothing," said the second one. "I found condoms in one of his drawers." said the second one. "What did you do with them?" said the first nun. Pridefully, the second nun responds with, "I poked holes in all of them." and the third nun says, "Oh sh*t...."

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    • Life

    • Friend #1: "Yo guys, what's the most unfair game you've ever played? For me it's Fortnite." Friend #2: "I'd have to say Monopoly." Me: "The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it's a one-way game." Friend #2: "Uhh...that's not exactly what he meant..." Friend #1: *calls the suicide hotline*

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    • Rape

    • Q: What's the difference between rape and marriage?

    A: With marriage, you get to keep the screaming woman afterwards.

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    • Teacher

    • I was excited my teacher asked me for sex in exchange for a good grade, but then I realized I was homeschooled.

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