Worst Jokes Ever
Why can Michael Jackson not play chess? Because he can't pick which side he is on, the white or black side.
What do the initials ACLU stand for?
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American Communist Lawyers Union.
My friend was on a wheelchair... he committed suicide yesterday. I remember when I met him last time, he told us a good joke and I appreciated him and told him to become a stand-up comedian.
What is the difference between a plane and a helicopter?
A plane hits a building, but a helicopter hits the floor.
What did God say when he made the Black human? Oh no, I burnt another one!
Like if your best friend is emo. *repost* or like if you have a best friend.
Imagine if on April first the government says, "Hahhaha, you all fell for it. Covid-19 is fake; we actually killed all those people, lol."
When you have sex with a coworker but remember it's a family business.
Me: Would you like to be the sun in my life?
Her: Awww... Yes!!!
Me: Good, then stay 92.96 million miles away from me.
I once got in trouble in the library for putting the women's right book in the fantasy section.
What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?
Icy dead people.
I got kicked out of a library today because I put a book about women's rights in the fantasy section.
You call, I'm putting on.
Frank (34) DJ.
Why do orphans use water for their cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why did the guy's birthday party stink?
Because he was turning farty!
How do you circumcise a redneck?
Kick his sister in the chin.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Enter, backspace, enter, backspace, enter, backspace.
Why is the bible like a penis You get it forced down your throat by a priest
Hi! This is a good prank I did! Okay, my sister has this crush and his name is Braylon. So, he texted my sister saying he wants to hang out with her, which I think means date. So anyway, I did this. My text said, "Hi Braylon, I can't hang out today... or the other day because I have homework, so please no hang out!" This is super wrong, but funny! Braylon texted back and said, "Fine, I can help." And I texted back and said, "Oh, will come here around 10:00." And my sister did not know he was coming... She was so embarrassed, she was still in her nightgown! HAHAHAH. O to the k, bye, that's the prankster!!!!
Roses are red, I have free candy, get in my van, I have a gun handy.