Worst Jokes Ever
Why is the bible like a penis You get it forced down your throat by a priest
Roses are red, I have free candy, get in my van, I have a gun handy.
Hi! This is a good prank I did! Okay, my sister has this crush and his name is Braylon. So, he texted my sister saying he wants to hang out with her, which I think means date. So anyway, I did this. My text said, "Hi Braylon, I can't hang out today... or the other day because I have homework, so please no hang out!" This is super wrong, but funny! Braylon texted back and said, "Fine, I can help." And I texted back and said, "Oh, will come here around 10:00." And my sister did not know he was coming... She was so embarrassed, she was still in her nightgown! HAHAHAH. O to the k, bye, that's the prankster!!!!
Orphan: "I want to be a superhero."
Me: "You should be Batman."
Also me: *starts laughing* because Batman doesn't have parents...
All of you guys in this orphanage are ABCDEFGHIJK.
What's that? said the orphans.
Attractive, brilliant, cute, darling, elegant, funny, gorgeous, and hot.
What's the IJK?
I'm just kidding! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I used to have a goldfish which breakdanced on the floor. But only for like twenty seconds.
What's the difference between a hoe and a sidechick? The hoe want different meals, the sidechick always gone be that one crumb on the side of the plate for debate 💯.
Ok, so I'm bored, depressed, and lonely. Someone wanna talk?
The American Dream is real. It's just set and filmed in Toronto and not Texas.
What does a cop say when you shoot a ginger?
I guess orange is the new black.
Do you know you’re supposed to wash your sex toys after you use them?
I guess that’s why Catholics invented baptism.
Why did the orphan commit a bank robbery?
So he could be wanted.
Where were the first French Fries 🍟 made?
In Greece.
It's important to wash your sex toys.
That's why priests invented baptism.
I donated to the LGBTQ community. Hopefully now they can find a cure.
What do ICE and Mexican drug cartels both have in common?
They both kidnap Canadian women!
Abortion is a difficult topic for me.
On one hand I support it because it kills children.
On the other hand, it gives women a choice.
Why is American bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. I love working at an orphanage.
What's worse than a baby in a dumpster?
A baby in two dumpsters.