Worst Jokes Ever
Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she ran away from the ball.
Well, if someone ever calls you gay 🌈🏳️🌈, just say, "Well, at least I'm straighter than the pole your mommy dances on." 🤣🖕
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Answer: Your mom.
I gave a deaf kid air pods for his birthday.
Do you know why Santa's sack is so big? He only comes once a year.
I got caught doing donuts in the parking lot, and I know what y'all are thinking.
Who names their dog Donuts?
Why do the orphans keep going back to the orphan home?
Because they got no home to go to, yeah, please like this and laugh because I got no one to read this.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Yoda was in charge of scheduling.
What did the Twin Towers' mom say when she fed them? "Open wide honey, here comes the airplane."
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white, and secondly, they both get turned on by kids.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some water. Jill pulled up her dress and said, "Daddy, fuck me harder."
For all the talk of Donald Trump loving America, most of his lovers are imported from Eastern Europe.
Happy new year! 🥳
What do you call a Chinese rapist? Rae ping you.
Six was scared of seven because 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because he was caught between 9/11.
The biggest legend is Technoblade.
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Sorry, I'm still working on it.
Why is falone mentally disabled?
Who knows, and quite frankly, who cares?
Why was 10 scared?
Because 9/11 came flying in.
Q: What did the cannibal shout when his friend fell on the floor?
A: "FIVE SECOND RULE!"