Santa's Big Sack

The joke plays on the double meaning of "comes". It suggests the literal meaning of Santa visiting houses, while also using the term as slang for an orgasm, implying a reason for the large sack to store all of his 'annual load'.

• Santa
• Sack
• Christmas
• Year
• Delivery
• Present

• Why doesn't Santa have kids? Because he only comes once a year.
• Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where the naughty girls live!
• You know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?" How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?
• Why does Santa come down the chimney? Because he knows he isn't allowed to come in the back door.