Two-Legged Cow

This is a classic yo-mama joke. It sets up a question about a cow, but the answer is a rude insult directed at the listener's mom. It's funny because it's unexpected and a little bit absurd.

• Mom
• Cow
• Animal
• Family
• Insult
• Short jokes

• What do you call a cow with no legs? Disabled.
• What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Lean beef.
• What did the cow say to your mom? Hello.
• What do you call a cow with horns? A horny cow.