Worst Jokes Ever
What do 9-11 and a fighter have in common? They both have a one-two combo.
Stop hating on pedos; at least they drive slow in a school zone, smh 🤣
Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?
Dad: Sure, Alex! We're here!
Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!
Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!
I've just started a new business making people breathe in large amounts of helium. They all speak very highly of it.
Autistic jokes have been very popular recently. In other words, I've been very popular recently.
Why do short people laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Q: What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A: A battery has a positive side.
What do you call an avocado that got shot? Glockamole.
Why did Mexicans go to Area 51?
To show them what a real illegal alien looks like.
I'm so depressed that when I smile, my Face ID doesn't recognize me.
They say there’s a person capable of murder in every friendship group.
I suspected it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient Egypt?
Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A minor, and the other one plays guitar.
What kind of music do wind turbines like?
They are big, heavy metal fans!
Enough with the Nazi jokes.
They make me fĂĽhreious!
What do leaves and suicidal people have in common? Nothing, one falls from the tree and one doesn't.
A man is being arrested by a female police officer, who informs him, "Anything you say can and will be held against you." The man replies, "Boobs!"
A leaf and a depressed kid fall from a building. Which hits the ground first?
The leaf, the rope stops the depressed kid.
John Lennon: "What a nice view."
John walked outside.
He got shot.
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So, my friend and I were talking this time. I asked them what they would do if they ever met Rengoku. They said that they would probably like shake his hand or something, but I said I would lick his forehead. Wtf?