Worst Jokes Ever

I like my women the way I like my coffee, and I don't drink coffee.

I went to go hang out with the emo kids, but they already did.

What do you call a dog with no legs?

Doesn’t matter, it won’t come to you.

I was in the mood for some dark meat, so I called my black friend.

My dad went out for milk. It's been 15 years and I still have to eat my cereal dry.

My wife left a note on the fridge that said, "This isn't working." I'm not sure what she's talking about. I opened the fridge door and it's working fine!

What do you call a selfie that is taken by an orphan?

Answer: A family photo.

What did the orphan say to the other? "Quickly Robin, to the Batmobile!"

what did the suicidal kid say to the tree?

don't leave me hanging.

Update: I got banned from BIGO Live.

Once an orphan got a girlfriend. He regretted it. She left him too.

Blue Takis?

I was happy for once, and my family was happy I was happy, but that all changed when they found out I was thinking about bridges and humans.

What do emos and the Lorax have in common?

They both hang with trees.

Q: Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?

A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.

I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.

"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.

I'm not saying you're ugly, but you're the reason God created miscarriages!

A few kids were talking about how big their houses were. Kids were pointing to huge houses and huge apartments. One little boy said, "Bet I have the biggest home." To everyone's surprise, he pointed right towards the massive orphanage.

Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.

What do you call it when a man is scared in Panera Bread?

Panera dread.