Worst Jokes Ever
What do Michael Jackson and math have in common? They are both hard for kids.
10 Fun Facts.
1. You can't wash your eyes with soap. 2. You can't count your hair. 3. You can't breathe through your nose with your tongue out. 4. You just tried number 3. 5. When you did number 3, you realized it's possible, only you look like a dog. 6. You're smiling right now because you were fooled. 7. You skipped number 5. 8. You just checked to see if there is a number 5. 9. Share this with your friends to have some fun too :-)
Why can Michael Jackson not play chess? Because he can't pick which side he is on, the white or black side.
What do the initials ACLU stand for?
🤔
American Communist Lawyers Union.
My friend was on a wheelchair... he committed suicide yesterday. I remember when I met him last time, he told us a good joke and I appreciated him and told him to become a stand-up comedian.
What is the difference between a plane and a helicopter?
A plane hits a building, but a helicopter hits the floor.
What did God say when he made the Black human? Oh no, I burnt another one!
Like if your best friend is emo. *repost* or like if you have a best friend.
Imagine if on April first the government says, "Hahhaha, you all fell for it. Covid-19 is fake; we actually killed all those people, lol."
When you have sex with a coworker but remember it's a family business.
What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?
Icy dead people.
I once got in trouble in the library for putting the women's right book in the fantasy section.
Me: Would you like to be the sun in my life?
Her: Awww... Yes!!!
Me: Good, then stay 92.96 million miles away from me.
Why do orphans use water for their cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
You call, I'm putting on.
Frank (34) DJ.
Why did the guy's birthday party stink?
Because he was turning farty!
How do you circumcise a redneck?
Kick his sister in the chin.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Enter, backspace, enter, backspace, enter, backspace.
I got kicked out of a library today because I put a book about women's rights in the fantasy section.
I believe in a woman's right to choose...
...whether she wants to cook first and then clean or clean first and then cook.