Worst Jokes Ever
If a girl jumps off a cliff, some people call it suicide and some call it girl power, but I call it BULLSHIT.
What is the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can't hear an enzyme.
I feel sad because I went to an old man in a wheelchair while he was sitting next to a fire, and I screamed, "Hot Wheels!" 🤣
What do you call a gay guy on the BBQ?
LGBBQ.
What's the difference between you and an orphan?
Nothing.
What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say as clients leave?
Thanks for coming!
Why can't toilet paper cross the road? Because the toilet paper got stuck in a crack. 🤣🤣🤣
Jesus is a rock music fan.
Because he likes Nine Inch Nails.
What's white, black, and red all over?
A zebra who walked into a hunting reserve.
What did the racist CoD player say to yo mama?
132.513.531.332
If Canada had to apologise for Bryan Adams on several occasions, it's only fair that Americans are tortured and waterboarded for bringing Katy Perry and Carrie Underwood to the world!
Life is a lot like a penis. It's relaxed, and just hanging there.
It's women that make it hard.
Why was Wet scared of Water? Because he was the water.
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
9/11:
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
Trump goes to a bar and sees Hillary Clinton. He goes up to her and says, "Buy me a drink." She replies angrily, "Get your own drinks. What kind of a man asks a woman to buy him a drink?" Trump responds, "The kind that will grab you by the p***y."
Why did the skeleton want a friend? Because he was feeling bonely.
Why doesn't China have a cricket team?
They always eat the bat.
Q. How does a feminist stop a rapist?
A. By using her equal strength.
What’s the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari? I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.