Worst Jokes Ever
Orphan: "I want to be a superhero."
Me: "You should be Batman."
Also me: *starts laughing* because Batman doesn't have parents...
I used to have a goldfish which breakdanced on the floor. But only for like twenty seconds.
All of you guys in this orphanage are ABCDEFGHIJK.
What's that? said the orphans.
Attractive, brilliant, cute, darling, elegant, funny, gorgeous, and hot.
What's the IJK?
I'm just kidding! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ok, so I'm bored, depressed, and lonely. Someone wanna talk?
What's the difference between a hoe and a sidechick? The hoe want different meals, the sidechick always gone be that one crumb on the side of the plate for debate 💯.
The American Dream is real. It's just set and filmed in Toronto and not Texas.
What does a cop say when you shoot a ginger?
I guess orange is the new black.
Do you know you’re supposed to wash your sex toys after you use them?
I guess that’s why Catholics invented baptism.
What do ICE and Mexican drug cartels both have in common?
They both kidnap Canadian women!
Why did the orphan commit a bank robbery?
So he could be wanted.
I believe in a woman's right to choose...
...whether she wants to cook first and then clean or clean first and then cook.
Where were the first French Fries 🍟 made?
In Greece.
It's important to wash your sex toys.
That's why priests invented baptism.
I donated to the LGBTQ community. Hopefully now they can find a cure.
What do orphans call a selfie?
A family photo.
You: Find a time clock that can change time.
Your friend the next day: Hey, can I borrow yo' house?
You: No, I'm trying to figure out what to do with my TIME!
Also you: Changes the time back to 1267 so you don't have to have that friend again.
What's worse than a baby in a dumpster?
A baby in two dumpsters.
Would you like to try African food?
They would too.
Abortion is a difficult topic for me.
On one hand I support it because it kills children.
On the other hand, it gives women a choice.
Why is American bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost 2 towers.