Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.

The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.

When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.

Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?

So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.

What’s the difference between candy and an orphan?

Candy is something everybody wants.

Yo what quacking lacking? Looking for a ducking good time? I've got some one lines and knee slappers that ought to fix the bill. What happens flied upside down? It quacks up.

Karen walks into McDonald's.

Lady at the counter: HI what can I get for you today??

Karen: I want 1 SMALL FRIES PLEASE AND MAKE IT SNAPPY LITTLE NOODLE!

Lady at the counter: yes miss.

Karen: I WILL NOW INSPECT THIS.

Lady at the counter: *sweats*

Karen: THIS IS NOT SALTY ENOUGHT! GET ME THE MANAGER KNOW, SKINY NOODLE!

If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?