Worst Jokes Ever
Yo momma's so hairy that when the baby came out, it got rug burn.
I wish my lawn was emo, so I would not have to cut it, it would cut itself.
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
He doesn't want to be spotted.
What happens once every minute, twice every millennium, but never in a hundred years?
The letter M.
An Irishman walks out of a bar.
Why did Miss Stephen get divorced? She didn't float, too.
I have some jokes about popcorn.
Nah, they're too corny.
Why are graveyards so popular? Because people are always dying to get into them.
Keep calm and curry on!
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain!
I don’t like stairs. They are always up to something.
What do you call a chicken that catches ghosts? A poultrygeist.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile. "May I help you?"
"I was wondering," whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the handjobs?"
"Yes," she purrs, "I am."
The man replies, "Well, wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."
Why tie when you can knot?
Snort poo poo.
When I went to see the doctor, he remarked that he hadn't seen me in a while.
I said that I have been ill.
Did you hear about the delivery boy that worked for that Italian Restaurant down the street?
Yeah, he Pasta-Way.
I wonder why the baseball was getting larger and larger, then it hit me.
I told my friend to look at the clock, then I said, "Is this a bad time?"