Worst Jokes Ever
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
Jesus tried solving the Rubik's cube,
but died on the cross.
Why did the chicken cro-
UM, ACTUALLY, THE CHICKEN CAN'T CROSS THE ROAD UNLESS IT'S UNDER SOME ROOSTER OR HEN SUPERVISION OR ELSE THE CAR WILL CRASH THE CHICKEN, AND THEY WILL DIE. 🤓
What’s the difference between the baby I just stabbed and Isaac Newton?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
How do you know all suicide bombers self-identify as being old?
They are all boomers in the end.
Wanna see a joke I found? *shows mirror*
"I've only been ripped off twice in my life. The first time was when I ordered three kebabs and they only delivered two. The second time was when we signed Cristiano Ronaldo."
-Al Nassr owner
Roses are red, violets are blue, most of your jokes are stolen, is not original to you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, if you play Fortnite, then R.I.P. you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, keep being you, let no one discourage you.
I went to kill Biden with poison water and mixed it with my finger, and then licked it. I passed out, and now I'm here.
What’s a lesbian’s favorite Pokemon? Squirtle.
Yo forehead so big it makes Megamind's forehead small.
How are this joke and the kid with cancer alike?
It never gets old.
I murdered my friend's brother because he kept saying "HEE HEE" like Michael Jackson when I was trying to have a serious conversation. I just found out he was disabled. That's a THRILLER.
Did you hear about that new emo pizza? It cuts itself!
When someone calls you gay, say:
"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"
What is a cannibal's favorite place to go? An orphanage. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
A paraplegic after a house fire.