Worst Jokes Ever
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already done told her twice.
Wait, 911 is the American emergency number...
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
My uncle named his dogs Timex and Rolex. They're his watch dogs.
How do you know if an Asian is an orphan?
If their grade was only an A.
What does RIP stand for on Maddie's head stone?
Raped in Portugal!
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
Q: What’s the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
A: You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
Why do orphans love playing tennis?
Because it’s the only love they get.
Why is the UK bad at chess?
Because they have no queen.
Bitches be like "you're racist." You're right, and I'm gonna win.
What do 9/10 people enjoy?
Gang rape.
Why did John rape his mother? Because he wanted a brother to play Mario Kart with.
Roses are red, violets are blue, If I had a gun, I'd shoot you.
Is that a mirror in your pocket?
'Cause I can see myself in your pants.
What's the difference between my ripped jeans and my arms?.
None.
How do you make the world’s greatest Harlem Shake?
Throw a flashbang into a room full of epileptics.
May.
There are 3 Genders.
1: Man
2: Woman
3: Mentally ill.
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?
He was just going through a stage.