Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they like to feel wanted!
"Knock, knock."
"Orphan: Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
Q: What do you call an emo business? A: A cutting board.
What did one plane say to the other? "Let's fly!"
Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X?
"It has no home button."
At least someone who is gay/Carter has someone.
Are you a rope? Because I want to hang sometimes.
If reincarnation is correct, if you die now, you can be reborn and live a second life. If you were born in Ukraine, you can immediately live a third life.
What's the difference between the woods and a hooker?
Some hookers have passions for nature. Other hookers will Kill ThEIR Tricks for payback!!!!!!
How come orphans know how to do laundry?
Cause that's usually the mom's job.
A guy walks into a restaurant and orders turtle soup. The waiter hollers, "One turtle soup!"
A moment later, the guy calls the waiter over and says, "I’ve changed my mind, I would like pea soup." The waiter hollers, "Hold the turtle, and make it pea!"
You're built like a double cheeseburger.
What does the M and D in "orphan" stand for?
"Mum" and "Dad."
My friend has glasses, and we were talking about owls, and I told my friend to give an owl glasses. I told my friend that it'd be a spectacled owl!
A joker gives Batman a coupon for new parents. It's expired.
What time does a duck wake up? At the quack of dawn.
Teacher: Is anyone's parents missing?
Students: Yeah, yours.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, because I need new parts for my go-kart.
A sandwich walks into a bar.
Bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."
I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.
The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.