Worst Jokes Ever
Sometimes I have this incredible urge to grab a child from school and yell, "I'm you from the future!"
What did the duck eat for lunch?
Soup and quackers.
Why did the orange fall off the tree? Because he went out on a limb.
I did a walk today, but I had a walk home from a walk. Walk today, but it when.
Two WiFi routers got married. The ceremony was OK, but the reception was amazing.
What do you call it when you drop a bottle of food dye?
"It's dye-ing."
Voldemort: Knock, knock.
Harry Potter: Who's there?
Voldemort: You know.
Harry Potter: You know who?
Voldemort: Exactly!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollin', they hatin'!
What did Schrödinger say to Shakespeare?
"To be and not to be."
I had a conversation with a Möbius strip.
It was one-sided.
Why was 10 scared? Cause he saw 9 rape 11.
What do you call a lesbian? Me.
The cancer patient asked the doctor how many more months he had to live. The doctor replied, "Tu-more."
When your girl is sucking your dick and chokes on it, not because it’s big but because you haven’t washed it in weeks.
Why do pedos like to lose races? Because they like to cum on a little behind.
Girlfriend after sex: How did you get so good at eating pussy?
Boyfriend: My mom taught me.
What do you call a fish with two knees?
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
I would tell a pussy joke, but you would never get it.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked at me surprised.
(P.S. I am not at that age plus I am as straight as a helix ruler.)