Worst Jokes Ever
What did the mermaid wear for math class?
Algaebra.
You ever try sexting with AI? Every time I type “I’m coming,” it replies, “Coming where? Need directions?”
I told AI to talk dirty to me. It started describing my browser history.
What did Spiderman say on September 11th, 2001?
"Look out, Here comes the Spiderman!"
Why did Catholic women stop going to church?
Because it takes Jesus three days to rise.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Jeffrey Epstein?
Only difference between Michael and Jeffrey is Epstein wasn't a smooth criminal, and Michael was.
When did Michael say, "This is it"?
2009.
What do you call a man with a Johnny on his nose? Fuck nose.
What does Michael Jackson like?
Teabags.
Everyone becomes happy when they complete the last stage of the game.
But the cancer patients aren't.
Chuck: Do you have holes in your underpants?
Teacher: No, of course not.
Chuck: Then how do you get your feet through?
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh life?
What is Forrest Gump's email password?
1forrest1
What do you call an angry shopper?
A cuss-tomer.
Kevin Woody (look him up)
THERE IS NO AFTERLIFE.
If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
Q: A guy walks into a bar, what does he say?
A: Ow!
Wanna hear a construction joke?
Nah, I'm still working on it.
Why do they put barcodes on the ships in Norway?
Why?
So when they come into port, they can Scan-de-navian.