Worst Jokes Ever

Organise my brother's bucks party and got confused when he asked for a hot 22 year old for I brought him 20 two yr Olds....

Good thing my brother's a little bit different.

How do skyscrapers make friends?

They reach out.

Who's there?

Interrupting cow.

Interrupting c—

MOO!

Unfortunately, I had bad luck and faced infidelity.

Picture this: the bedroom door opens and I see my girlfriend in bed with two men...

I didn’t expect her to come back so early.

Bro, why are you making an avalanche by that big forehead? No wonder why snow was found on Mars.

How do you trick a camel jockey into drinking a bottle of watermelon schnapps?

Pour watermelon seeds into a bottle of watermelon schnapps.

What do you get when you mix Viagra with spinach?

Strong to the finish.

There's a new Viagra and prune juice diet that's out.

Unfortunately, you can't tell if you're coming or going.

Did you hear about the streaker in church? He was caught by the organ.

Nah, did your barber catch a seizure while lining you up?

What's a lesbian's favorite candy?

Licorice.

How do you know when you're near Wacko Jacko's grave? When 'Thriller' is out and about.

What do you do when you run out of carpets? Fetch your shotgun and look for Explain Bear.

In the Robocide, Explain Bear is the first to go.

The best and worst part about being bi:

Best: Double the love, double the fun.

Worst: Double the love, double the loneliness.

How much does a hipster weigh?

About an Instagram.

What did the mermaid wear for math class?

Algaebra.

You ever try sexting with AI? Every time I type “I’m coming,” it replies, “Coming where? Need directions?”

I told AI to talk dirty to me. It started describing my browser history.

Why did Catholic women stop going to church?

Because it takes Jesus three days to rise.