Worst Jokes Ever
I stole my friend's amnesia medication the other day, he was pretty pissed.
But I reminded him of the age-old mantra: "Forgive and forget!"
Yo mama so fat, when she went to bed, the house shook.
Is there a racist jokes page here? I’m not racist, I just want to know.
Wow, you did 10 chin-ups? Was it 1 for each chin?
What food has an orphan made?
Homemade food.
What do you call a teddy bear that fooled you?
Stuffed.
Why did Hellen Keller's dogs run away?
Because wouldn't you runway too if your name was djhdhekdndyekedhekekfjkfurir?
What happened to people in Hiroshima and Nagasaki? They swapped races.
What is the difference between genders and the Twin Towers?
They used to be two, now it's a touchy subject.
POV: You go to Asian prison.
You get served extra rice.
How do you make a cat say woof? You cover it in petrol and light a match.
Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.
Were you born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happen.
What did the llama say when the villagers said that he had to leave the village?
"Alpaca my bags."
Three boys are in the 4th grade; one is black, one is white, and the other is Hispanic. Who has the biggest penis?
The black one... he's 13!
Yo mama is so ugly, they tried to get her to act the part for Godzilla!
Yo mama so hairy that the zookeepers called a code red thinking an ape got loose.
Yo mama so fat, Zeus used her as a bowling ball.
Wanna see my pp again?
My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot.