Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans always go to church? Because that’s the only place they could call someone "father."
Hi 👋 I was wondering...
I tried to catch air once... I mist.
I tried to catch air once... I mist.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Bananana!
Why are gay men so rude? Because they're fucking assholes.
Why do women buy clothes from the kids section? Because rapists prey on the weak.
What's Harry Potter's favorite way of going down a hill?
Walking. JK, Rowling.
I don't get why it is called abortion instead of murder.
Okay, so I know this is not a joke, but I wanted to take some time to say if you have autism, you are still amazing. You are lovely in every way, and if people bully you, don't listen because they are wrong. You are cute, and I know how it feels. I have ADHD, and I get bullied a lot, but I don't let that get to me because I know what they are saying is wrong and not true. People with autism, stay strong; you got this. I will be your friend by heart, even if it's not in person.
What did one gay guy say to the other when they were packing for a trip?
"Want me to pack your shit?"
Let me tell you how I escaped Iraq. Iran! (;)
Did you hear about the person who died? I would tell you about him, but he died.
I’ve been told I’ve got a perfect cock. She sure was hard on me when I cut it off, though.
Why do cows have hooves and not feet? They lactose.
Q: How did Stephen Hawking die?
A: He lost internet connection.
What would a clock look like with no numbers?
Timeless!
I was trying to make friends, and this one person came up to me. They said, "Lettuce be friends?" I just laughed and said that was tear-able.
When your uncle drops a nickel, but the only thing he really drops is his pants.
I’m friends with 25 letters. I don’t know y!