Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the cheese blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
Guys, we should stop telling orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad. Oh...
A woman is lying in bed after making love to her lover. After a moment, she starts to roll over, and in the process, she realizes that the spent condom is still inside her.
Worried, she wakes up her lover. She asks, “What should we do about this?” To which he replies: “Who was it?”
I'm not saying I'm ugly...
But when I'm watching porn, the hot, sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.
Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.
What's an Asian's worst nightmare? A tree.
What is the difference between an orphan and a blanket?
One is actually used.
Karma is like rape.
What goes around comes around, like a dead rape victim in a whirlpool.
So this dude comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network.
The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can't cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can't f*ck."
Did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home?
Wait a minute! What am I talking about?
Somebody: Do you even eat and get sleep?
Me: I have depression, what do you think?!
1, 2, I have a gun.
3, 4, I am in a school.
5, 6, Everyone on the ground!
I believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.
I’d make a joke about prostitutes and women sleeping with multiple men, but it would just be whore-ible.
What do you call a house party for slaves?
An auction house.
What do the initials FEMA stand for?
Federal Erection Management Agency.
How is sex like air?
It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
There never was a historical Jesus Christ. Hey, do not even dream of crucifying me.
What’s yellow and can sink a bus full of kids?
Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!