Worst Jokes Ever
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Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she’ll let it goo!
An HDMI cable and an electrical outlet went on a date. It didn't go well, because they couldn't connect.
What do you call dogs dressed as dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark!
Why did the author go to the emergency room?
His editor told him he needed an appendix removed.
What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
What is black, white, and red all over?
My third wife.
What's hard about walking through a bunch of dead babies?
My dick.
An American mother has 3 children. The first child asked his mum: "Why is my sister called Crazy Horse and my brother Rushing Water?"
Mum: "Because those were the first thing I saw after i gave birth to them. Why are you asking all these questions, two dogs fucking?"
What do a bike and a rubber duck have in common? They both have a handlebar, except for the duck.
Why did the toilet paper not make it across the road?
Because it got stuck in the crack.
Why can't you starve in the desert?
Because of all the sand which is there.
Fila is a cool brand. I fill a cock in my ass.
What do you call 1 normal kid and 2 retarded kids smoking weed?
Pot roast.
Chuck Norris orders his coffee black, without water.
What’s the difference between a baby and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn’t squeal when I put my meat in it.
Imagine if you were an Arabic person shopping at Walmart with your son.
Now imagine he got lost and you had to start calling out his name.
...Now imagine his name is "Allahu Akbar."
What's the difference between a cow and a pig?
One is a pig.
Your clown is so stupid it took a spoon to the Super Bowl.