Worst Jokes Ever
Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands!
Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!”
How do trees access the internet? They log in.
Did you get them? Me neither. I mean, it is worst jokes ever. I'm kidding, I actually do understand them.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already done told her twice.
What type of gun isn’t allowed in Africa?
A water gun.
May.
Bitches be like "you're racist." You're right, and I'm gonna win.
How do you make the world’s greatest Harlem Shake?
Throw a flashbang into a room full of epileptics.
Q: What’s the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
A: You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
Why do orphans love playing tennis?
Because it’s the only love they get.
What’s the difference between the baby I just stabbed and Isaac Newton?
Isaac Newton died a virgin.
I feel like the Twin Towers, I’m broken.
Why can’t Chinese people have a white baby?
Because two wongs don’t make a white.
What do 9/10 people enjoy?
Gang rape.
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.
I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
Jesus tried solving the Rubik's cube,
but died on the cross.
Why did the chicken cro-
UM, ACTUALLY, THE CHICKEN CAN'T CROSS THE ROAD UNLESS IT'S UNDER SOME ROOSTER OR HEN SUPERVISION OR ELSE THE CAR WILL CRASH THE CHICKEN, AND THEY WILL DIE. 🤓
As I grow older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe tour guide wasn't the right career choice for me...
What do you call a lesbian? Me.
The cancer patient asked the doctor how many more months he had to live. The doctor replied, "Tu-more."
Girlfriend after sex: How did you get so good at eating pussy?
Boyfriend: My mom taught me.