Worst Jokes Ever

Yo hairline is built like the Mississippi River.

Roses are red, My c0ck is blue, Oh shit, what happened to you?

What do you call an orphan's parents?

Dead meat.

Yo mama's so dumb, she thought Bruno Mars was a planet!

There was an animal on my porch, then I shot it in the head. It was strange that it had coffee in its hand. I flipped it over, and it was an animal, but it looked a lot like my kid.

I went to McDonald's and I saw a line of fat people because they were selling free hamburgers.

What do you call a group of depressed teenagers? The Suicide Squad.

Me: What did the twin say to the other twin?

Friend: I don't know.

Me: I'll fall with you.

I still remember my grandpa's last words.

"Stop shaking the damn ladder!"

Hey, I’m not an alcoholic! I only drink 2 times a year. When it’s my Birthday, and when it’s not...

What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.

Hey, how ya doin'?

Well I'm doin' just fine, I lied, I'm DEAD inside.

Don't tell me "it's gonna be alright," I've tried, but I can't fight like this.

Hey how ya doin', I'm tired but I'm trying to fight.

Hi guys, the prankster is back!

I was gone for a long time because of this bullying about a nice sweet girl named Gwen! So my 6th prank is on...

When I put some bad stuff in my sister's toothpaste bottle!

Okay, so I took some smelly mints from the jelly bean game! I had molded cheese jelly bean, molded milk, and worms jelly bean! Jelly bean tasting is this game where weird tasted jelly beans are in there, so I got some mints and put it there! Then next thing you knew was, my sassy ass sister had her breath smelling like a chimpanzee's buttock!

His new music video has been leaked. It’s called “Living in a Tree.”

What happens when a depressed kid try’s to high-five a tree?

The tree leaves them hanging.

Roses are red, Your mum's a queer, Fucking hell, Can’t get out of first gear!

Your mum said, "Who did it?" Ya nan!

How do you know when your vegetables are completely cooked?

The wheelchair rises to the top.

Comment on this if you are somewhat like me: depressed, single, gay, and act like you're not burning inside.

Yo mama is so fat that when she sits on the internet, it will take a day to send!