Worst Jokes Ever
By the way, could you tell me an elevator pun? I can't seem to "come up" with one myself.
A man walking on his roof, carrying an axe. He drops it on someone below him and says, "Sorry, it was an axe-cident!"
How did the carpenter do on his interview? He nailed it!
What did the computer say to the other computer? βWell, tech-ically we canβt talk.β
I'll turn ya nan into bonemeal.
3+3=****
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because chickens didn't exist then.
Me: I used to laugh at Skyrim jokes like you, then I took an...
Everyone Else: DON'T...FUCKING...SAY IT.
Roses are red, violets are blue, If I had a gun, I'd shoot you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, most of your jokes are stolen, is not original to you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, keep being you, let no one discourage you.
What's the difference between my ripped jeans and my arms?.
None.
What's the square root of your dead?
9/11.
People in 1 Ad: I bet we will have the best technology ever in 2023.
2023: GO BACK NOW! THERE'S 50 THOUSAND GENDERS, DUMB GEN Z, TIK TOK, WE NEED JESUS!
Why is the UK bad at chess?
Because they have no queen.
What did the terrorist do when his kidneys failed?
Dial-ISIS!
How do you know all suicide bombers self-identify as being old?
They are all boomers in the end.
Wanna see a joke I found? *shows mirror*
How do you know if an Asian is an orphan?
If their grade was only an A.
What does RIP stand for on Maddie's head stone?
Raped in Portugal!