Worst Jokes Ever
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
They both are plastic and like kids.
Roses are red, violets are blue, don't look in my backyard, or I will come for you.
School would be a lot different if the quiet kid had an RPG.
What's an Indian's favorite store?
Red Dot.
What's long and black? Centrelink line.
All orphans must hate the LGBTQIA+ because they are home-o-phobic.
There should be a "kick an orphan" day.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One of them gets picked.
Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?
Because it was the Great Depression.
Your hairline is so bald, Mr. Clean even said it's bald!
Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.
The average stripper weighs 112 lbs.
According to the pole 💈.
"I work with animals," a man said on his Tinder date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who works with animals. Where do you work?" "At the butcher shop!"
My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. Fair enough. I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest with a rabid wolf.
Your hairline so far back.
Even LeBron James had a good laugh!
I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suicide Squad.
I told my friends that are gay that my hairline's straighter than he will ever be.