Worst Jokes Ever
Roses are red, give me some limes, boy dies after masturbating 42 times.
Why did the man with no arms fall off his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him.
Why is the penis so light?
Because even thots can lift them.
If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong.
Time heals all wounds.
Unless you have AIDS, when time kills you slowly and painfully.
Why do basketball players love cookies so much?
Because they can dunk them!
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he just uploaded himself to the 'net...
Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they all said, "Bach, Bach, Bach!"
Butthole.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lick-alot-a-puss.
How come lepers don't play cards?
Well, if they lose a couple of hands...
What's the difference between a homeless person and a car?
Only one gets fuel.
Stephen Hawking died because he was too far away from the Wi-Fi router.
There are two cows in a field. One says to the other, "I'm cold. Are you cold?"
The other cow says, "Yeah, I'm Fresian."
What do you call a country with nukes?
Abomination.
What do you call an overweight psychic?
A four chin teller.
We spend the weekend getting the poop out!
Evan, yo mum rode on my big PP love, dad.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Bone."
"Bone who?"
"It's nice to meet cha'. Can we be friends? I'm bone-ly here."
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and a pedophile?
One is Catholic and the other is a priest.