Worst Jokes Ever
Why did Joe Biden pull out of the Afghanistan war?
Because it was over 18 years old.
Random couple after their first night:
Husband: It was very tasty. π₯΅
Wife: Aww, thanks.
Husband: Does anyone had taste it before?
Wife: β οΈ
Yo mama so fat the scale said, "I need your weight, not your phone number."
What do you call a woman covered in mud? A dirty dishwasher.
Yo mama is so fat, she falls off both sides of the bed.
*walks in store* OH LITTle debhehe's!
What do you call a house party for slaves?
An auction house.
What do the initials FEMA stand for?
Federal Erection Management Agency.
House parties are like churches: there's always an underage kid getting fucked somewhere.
What did the teacher say to the fat Turkish kid that always ate in his class?
"You could do with Ramadan lasting all year, couldn't you?"
I told a kid in a wheelchair that he should use his rocket league booster.
Girls: π *Period* βοΈπ
Men: πΏ *Growth* πΏπΏπΏ
I believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.
What do a bike and a rubber duck have in common? They both have a handlebar, except for the duck.
An American mother has 3 children. The first child asked his mum: "Why is my sister called Crazy Horse and my brother Rushing Water?"
Mum: "Because those were the first thing I saw after i gave birth to them. Why are you asking all these questions, two dogs fucking?"
Why can't you starve in the desert?
Because of all the sand which is there.
What is black, white, and red all over?
My third wife.
What's hard about walking through a bunch of dead babies?
My dick.
Why did the toilet paper not make it across the road?
Because it got stuck in the crack.
Fila is a cool brand. I fill a cock in my ass.