Worst Jokes Ever
An orphan came out of the closet to their parents as gay. Oh wait...
I kicked the shit out of Little Johnny.
I be ready to commit suicide.
But when it comes to jumping out my window, I'm scared ash.
Okay, what do you call a dummy that writes a dumb writer?
*at school*
Nobody: Do you want nuts?
Me: Wait, you have some?
Nobody: Yeah, they're my own.
Me: :0
They say during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles. Who the fuck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds?
What do cannibals call a person that is running?
Fast food.
I asked the emo kid if they get jealous when their phone dies.
What does a cannibal ask for when leaving a restaurant?
"Can I have a bodybag?"
How do you know someone is going to die?
He can't stop coughing. (coffin)
My brother when he sees a girl.
Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.
I want your cock in my rock bottom.
What do you call a crippled man? Alex keating hahahahahahahahahahahh!
Last Christmas was awesome, the whole family came.
My family is lucky I was born so smart. Every time my Dad is struggling at work, he always turns to me when he needs to get ahead.
Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?
They never look down on anyone.
Why can't an orphan play football? Because they don't have a dad or mom.
My friend said they were going to make a comeback. I told them to do it at the back of the throat.
How do adults like their cookies like their orphans?
Homemade.