Worst Jokes Ever

Your hairline goes sooooo far back that dinosaurs exist on it.

Dads are like boomerangs... I hope...

What do you call a person in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile.

Why do mostly younger orphans get adopted?

Because who wants a traffic an adult?

Why am I banned from my Catholic orphanage?

Because the children kept calling me "daddy."

One day I walk up to an emo kid. I realized he had a fresh cut, so I grab my hand and slap his wrist and told him, "I like ya cut, G!"

I remember the time that Gordon Ramsay did an African food episode... it was a short episode. Too bad he couldn’t find any.

So, unfortunately, I got kicked out of the library again because, for some reason, they say that books on women's rights don't go in the fantasy section.

If white people turn black when they char, what happens to the black ones?

If you're a simp, just remember, it means "Suckers Idolizing Mediocre Pussy."

Why can't Juice WRLD play Call of Duty zombies?

Because he can't handle all six perks.

My grandpa's last words were, "Why is there a body in my kitchen?"

No witnesses.

I bullied a handicap today.

What is he gonna do? Stand up for himself?

Yo momma is so fat, when she caught the flesh-eating bacteria, it gave up!

Your hairline is so far back that it goes all the way across the globe.

The tent pole is up, The canvas is spread, The hell with breakfast, Come back to bed.

Take the tent pole down, Put the canvas away, The monkey had a hemorrhage, No circus today.

What’s the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it’ll be delighted!

Q. What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?

A. “I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions.”

Papyrus: Sans, can you call Undyne for me and tell her that I found a human!

Sans: Sure bro, lemme just get on the Tele-bone.

Papyrus: Ssssaaaaannnnsss!!!!!!

Sans: Yea bro.

Papyrus: You know what? I will tell Undyne instead.

Why are eggs bad at puns?

They always mix up their yolks!