Worst Jokes Ever
Girls: π *Period* βοΈπ
Men: πΏ *Growth* πΏπΏπΏ
Bill Clinton is no longer playing the saxophone.
He is now playing the whore-monica.
A guy told a beautiful girl, "Hey, I want to make love to you. If I throw $2000 when you go to pick it up, that's when I'll go. Is that okay?"
She called her husband, and he said, "Okay, but pick it up fast so he doesn't have time to pull his pants down."
Four hours later, she shows up to her house and tells her husband, "THAT FUCKER PAID IN COINS!"
What do you call an orphan that grows up to be a priest?
Father-less.
Why canβt Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat!
What's the same thing between a baby and a grenade?
They both make a sound when thrown.
All orphans deserve to die if they don't buy KFC.
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pepperoni pizza?
Because they got plane.
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?
βHere comes the airplane!β
Q: Why did Bill Cosby get away with it?
A: Because the women were all Cosby-ing for it!
After the drive-by, Tupac became known as Pewpac.
To anger a Libertarian lie to him, to anger a Democrat tell him the truth, to anger a Republican sodomize him.
What is my most popular side of myself?
Suicide.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite phrase to parents of boys? "Leave me alone!"
What is long and hard and is full of seamen?
A submarine.
What is the difference between a knife and a feminist?
A knife has a point.
American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!
British: At least our towers didnβt fall. π
If you buy a Renault Megane, all your girls will be gone.
Most women are like the Twin Towers.
It's all fun and good when guys fly through them, but once the little people come jumping off them, it becomes sad and awful.
Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion?
There was nothing left but de-brie.