Worst Jokes Ever
Sorry but, no one asked.
I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.
Guys, stop making funny jokes of orphans. What, their parents are gonna get mad? Oh wait, continue.
Your mom is so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mom to move out of the way.
Your hairline is so far back that my father couldn't even reach the store in time before it grew!
This anorexic girl wanted to fight me. I told her that I would roast her, but she didn't have any meat.
Tony's wife got a divorce from Tony. She said she wanted to be an independent woman.
Days later, Tony's wife had an accident. Guess who's crawling back for help. š
I-I-I-I-I-I keep on hopin' we'll eat cake by the ocean, uh!
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Hitler was the most handsome man alive.
Everyone died for him.
You know, 9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just PLANE wrong!
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suicide Squad.
I told my friends that are gay that my hairline's straighter than he will ever be.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he was tired of waiting for the milk.
I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.
An orphan came out of the closet to their parents as gay. Oh wait...
I kicked the shit out of Little Johnny.
What is the difference between an orphan and a robber?
One is wanted.
Which word is also called for women's prison?
"Pridaughter."
If an orphan has a nightmare, they should run to their parents. Oh wait!