Worst Jokes Ever
My boss told me I have a preoccupation with vengeance... We'll see about that!
*walks in store* OH LITTle debhehe's!
What is an orphan's favorite Marvel movie?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home."
You're so poor that when you walked into an elevator, you thought it was a mobile home.
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
They both are plastic and like kids.
What's long and black? Centrelink line.
All orphans deserve to die if they don't buy KFC.
There should be a "kick an orphan" day.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One of them gets picked.
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?
“Here comes the airplane!”
Q: Why did Bill Cosby get away with it?
A: Because the women were all Cosby-ing for it!
What is the difference between Juice Wrld and an orphan?
One is loved by all.
Karma is like rape.
What goes around comes around, like a dead rape victim in a whirlpool.
To anger a Libertarian lie to him, to anger a Democrat tell him the truth, to anger a Republican sodomize him.
Why can’t two Asians make a white kid?
Because two wrongs don’t make a white.
Roses are red, violets are blue, don't look in my backyard, or I will come for you.
School would be a lot different if the quiet kid had an RPG.
What's an Indian's favorite store?
Red Dot.
Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pepperoni pizza?
Because they got plane.
All orphans must hate the LGBTQIA+ because they are home-o-phobic.