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Soda Crime

    • A hand of Pepsi murdered a Coca Cola. An innocent Sprite yelled, "Quick! Call Dr. Pepper!"

    Eventually, a 7-Up called Dr. Pepper. The Coca Cola was fine.

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    • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. The joke is that soda brands are acting like people. Pepsi "murdered" Coca Cola, Sprite wants a doctor (Dr. Pepper), and 7-Up makes the call. It's like a cheesy soda commercial gone wrong! And you not getting it? About as surprising as finding out water is wet! You should try drinking a coke, because you clearly need help.

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