Worst Jokes Ever
I went to McDonald's and I saw a line of fat people because they were selling free hamburgers.
Me: What did the twin say to the other twin?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: I'll fall with you.
Why do orphans only have 362 days of the year?
... bc they don’t have Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, or Thanksgiving.
This humor is so dark, it's darker than the Black population.
Your mummy so skinny, she can't eat!
What did one God say to the other?
"I will die to be a man."
Are you suicidal? Remember, if you ever feel unwanted, just check to see your warrants.
Remember, the confession booth is not a glory hole.
What's the difference between a hooker and a burrito?
I don't eat burritos.
Fastest story readers are 9/11 victims.
They went through 87 stories in 7 seconds.
Why is America bad at Clash Royale?
Because they can't defend their towers.
God = what I hope to be.
Devil = what I can't accept.
I hope to be like Jesus, a dead martyr. I can't accept that my religion is evil.
I am going to be a ghost for Halloween. I actually want to be a ghost every day, because at least I'd be dead.
What is similar between Hitler and Trump?
They both want to keep races out.
Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.
"I work with animals," a man said on his Tinder date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who works with animals. Where do you work?" "At the butcher shop!"
I got detention yesterday because I called the group of emo kids the suicide squad.
Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.
I threw a boomerang a few years ago. I now live in constant fear.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.