Worst Jokes Ever
What kind of shoes does a ninja wear? Sneakers.
You need to play a B flat, not a C sharp, you just got band!
Wanna hear a funny joke?
John's life.
What do you call a three-humped camel? Pregnant.
Person: You suck!
Me: Tell that to your mom, and she’ll say the same thing, honey. 😎
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Fsh!
How do poets say hello?
Hey, haven’t we metaphor?
The one thing I love about Steven is he stood up for all of his haters. Just kidding!
Did you hear about the man that got fired from his can job? It was soda-pressing.
Did you hear about the Boston marathon? 'Cause, well, I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away!
How do spiders reach the internet?
Through the World Wide Web!
Can orphans eat at family restaurants?
I got a new job at a trampoline park the other day. If I’m being honest, it’s got its ups and downs.
Stephen Hawking's not dead, he is just in airplane mode.
Cremation: Your last chance for a smoking hot body.
What is a fat boy's favorite karate move?
A pork chop.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something :D
What did Sally get for her birthday? A football!
Only joking; she hasn't opened the box yet.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His shoulder.
What is it called when 21 Savage and 6ix9ine fight: Alien vs. Predator?