Worst Jokes Ever
Yo, three kids play hide-and-go-seek. Their names are Trouble, Manners, and Shut Up.
Shut Up hit the police station, Manners hit the trashcan. Trouble is the seeker. When they go and hide and all that shit, the policeman comes up to Shut Up and goes, "Hey kid, what's your name?"
Well, Shut Up looks at him and goes, "Shut Up."
Policeman says, "Excuse me, kid, where's your manners at?"
Shut Up goes, "Oh, Manners? In the trash."
Policeman goes, "Oh, Manners in the trash? And then policeman goes, "Hey kid, are you looking for Trouble?"
Then Shut Up goes and says, "No, Trouble's looking for me."
Money means nothing to me. Ask me for it, you will get nothing.
What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
One is USA, the other is USB. 😂😂😂
What do your teacher and your friend have in common?
They will both die eventually.
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Banana na na.
Why was the cow afraid?
Because he's a coward!
Oh Sans, you're such a bonehead! Sorry if that joke was jaw-breaking! LOL.
What do you call a Mexican that has lost his car?
Carlos!
Why did Harry fall out of the boat?
Because he's hooked!
Skedaddle skedoodle, I'm gonna go beat my noodle.
What kind of ankle are you? A broken ankle.
1979: I bet there will be "flying cars" in "the future."
2019: The flying cars future.
Hey, you know those birds and lizards that feast on decaying flesh?
Oh, sorry, I shouldn't carrion about it.
If I look after chickens, does that make me a chicken tender?
What did the knife say to the other knife?
"Knife to meet you."
What does a news anchor cow say for the weekly broadcast?
"Here's the beef of the week!"
Q: Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
A: She got hit by a bus.
What do you get when you eat a hamburger?
Mustard gas.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
An irrel-elephant ;)
Did you hear about the guy that was cutting off people's feet and taking them?
It took my sole.