Worst Jokes Ever
Your smile is so nice that the moon shines off them.
Yo mama is so ugly, she made dirt look like a supermodel.
Women have ass and tits... but men have dick and rights.
Joke: I went to a paraplegic strip club the other day, the place was crawling with pussy.
How do you get a party started in Africa?
You put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping.
Yo hairline so far back that you need a magnifying glass to see it.
Why are disabled people screwed?
Because you can't run or hide!
Yo mama so poor that when she went to KFC, she had to lick other people's fingers.
What did Jesus say when he was left hanging on the cross?
"Well this is one hell of a way to spend my Easter vacation!"
What's another name for cumming inside a woman?
Loading the dishwasher.
What do you call a premature Chinese baby birth? Wong Tai-Ming.
You are so intelligent that parents come running to beg you to be their child!
What is red, pink, and goes round and round?
A baby in a blender.
What is green, brown, and goes round and round?
The same baby 3 weeks later.
Are you a sports car? Because you give my heart quite a rush!
Yo mama so ugly, she's only allowed to go out on October 31.
Wanna go to suicide school, then time travel to Hitler's bunker and ask him to teach you?
Are you made of gold, titanium, sulfur, titanium, and carbon?
Cuz you’re looking a little big Au Ti S Ti C.
What is my favorite thing about my grandpa?
His life insurance.
Why can't you make jokes about catholic priests?
Because they blow up in your face.
Boy goes to Confession.
Boy: "What are you doing, Father?"
Priest: "It's called masturbation, and soon you will be doing it."
Boy: "Why do you say that, Father?"
Priest: "'Cause my hand is getting tired!"
-not my joke