Worst Jokes Ever
After the drive-by, Tupac became known as Pewpac.
What's an Asian's worst nightmare? A tree.
What is the difference between an orphan and a blanket?
One is actually used.
Q: What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
A: Special forces.
What's the same thing between a baby and a grenade?
They both make a sound when thrown.
A woman is lying in bed after making love to her lover. After a moment, she starts to roll over, and in the process, she realizes that the spent condom is still inside her.
Worried, she wakes up her lover. She asks, “What should we do about this?” To which he replies: “Who was it?”
So this dude comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network.
The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can't cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can't f*ck."
I'm not saying I'm ugly...
But when I'm watching porn, the hot, sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.
Did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home?
Wait a minute! What am I talking about?
Somebody: Do you even eat and get sleep?
Me: I have depression, what do you think?!
What is my most popular side of myself?
Suicide.
1, 2, I have a gun.
3, 4, I am in a school.
5, 6, Everyone on the ground!
What do you call an orphan that grows up to be a priest?
Father-less.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat!
What do the initials FEMA stand for?
Federal Erection Management Agency.
Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard?
So they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.
When you reconstruct Michael Jackson and Lil Nas X to wreak havoc on preschool.
What did the cops say when someone called him racist?
"How can I be racist? My wife's eye is black."
Girls: 🙏 *Period* ✍️💅
Men: 🗿 *Growth* 🗿🗿🗿
Bill Clinton is no longer playing the saxophone.
He is now playing the whore-monica.