Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between me and cancer?
My dad didn't beat cancer.
What do you get if you talk to a Down syndrome person face to face at close distance?
Soaked...
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One to change the bulb and one to suck my dick.
What happens when you mess with a farmer? You get the whole ranch.
What did the sun say to the Earth?
"Am I hot?"
Why did the Chicken cross the road?
It didn’t, it ran because it was running from KFC.
I don't even know why to joke about America, it's a joke itself TO THE FUCKING EARTH!
What does a priest and time have in common? They're both predators.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call “daddy.”
How does a paedophile know if he's good at sex?
It'll forever be a mystery because the victims [are] too young to scream his name.
A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of three. He says, "uno, dos..." and poof! He disappears without a tres.
A man went to a Ford dealership hoping to find a car, but he said they weren't affordable.
What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, it just waved.
Guess who I saw at school today?
Everyone I looked at. loooooooool
What happens when you have a kid with Tourette's and a hair trigger?
The Las Vegas shooting.
What do orphans need in order to mail letters?
Food stamps.
"I created the Human Torch."
Spell "IOUT", no space.
Why is 3 such a helpful number? Because 3 helped out on a science project 4 5!
How does a kid with no arms or legs like a video on YouTube when they say smash the like button?
They literally smash the like button "uuuuuugghghhhgBANG!"