Worst Jokes Ever
Did you hear the joke about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
Man with cancer: How much time do I have left?
Doctor: Ten.
Man: Weeks? Months? Days?
Doctor: Nine, eight, seven...
What is a group of emos called?
A funeral.
How do you make an orphan's hand bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come back.
What kills you?
Suicide.
The average stripper weighs 112 lbs.
According to the pole 💈.
My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. Fair enough. I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest with a rabid wolf.
Your hairline so far back.
Even LeBron James had a good laugh!
Popular girl: Sorry I'm late.
Teacher: Why are you late!
Girl: I need my beauty sleep.
Nerd: Well, you might need to hibernate because you ain't pretty.
Why do dwarfs love penis? It tickles their insides.
How many people can you fit in a car?
6 - 3 in the back, 2 in the front, and my nan in the ashtray.
Why was the peanut butter upset at his retirement party?
He was roasted.
Why didn't the Twin Towers order cheese pizza?
They like pepperoni, not plane!
Little Johnny: Hey, Dad, are you finally back with the milk?
Dad: Yea, but it's expired, so I'm going back to the "milk store" and get more (and not come back for a couple more years). :)
Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!
Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! 😂
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?
"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."
Killua is hot, why?
He's gay.
Kobe got irl canceled.
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found Steam on his computer. This means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
What makes a joke a dad joke? When it leaves and doesn't come back.