Worst Jokes Ever
How does a kid with no arms or legs like a video on YouTube when they say smash the like button?
They literally smash the like button "uuuuuugghghhhgBANG!"
I asked my dad, "Why did you paint rabbits on your bald head?"
He replied, "Because I thought it would look like hares."
It was 7:00 a.m. when Billy ran downstairs after a long night of sleep. He got to the kitchen where his mother and father sat. "What would you like for breakfast?" Billy's mom asked politely. Billy replied with, "Whatever Dad gave you last night in your bedroom would be great! You seemed to like it very much!"
What do orphans need in order to mail letters?
Food stamps.
"I created the Human Torch."
Why is 3 such a helpful number? Because 3 helped out on a science project 4 5!
What did the sun say to the Earth?
"Am I hot?"
You know the song "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"? Apparently, Santa's the mailman.
What happens when you mess with a farmer? You get the whole ranch.
Why did the Chicken cross the road?
It didn’t, it ran because it was running from KFC.
What's the difference between me and cancer?
My dad didn't beat cancer.
What do you get if you talk to a Down syndrome person face to face at close distance?
Soaked...
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One to change the bulb and one to suck my dick.
What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing, it just waved.
What’s the difference between a tire and three-hundred-sixty-five used condoms?
One’s a good year; the other’s a great year!
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
Déjà Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
Guess who I saw at school today?
Everyone I looked at. loooooooool
What happens when you have a kid with Tourette's and a hair trigger?
The Las Vegas shooting.
A scientist discovered water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.