Worst Jokes Ever
What is an astronaut's favorite button? A space bar.
When you reconstruct Michael Jackson and Lil Nas X to wreak havoc on preschool.
What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have little boy's pants 1⁄2 off...
Yo mama is so fat, she falls off both sides of the bed.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪
What do the initials FEMA stand for?
Federal Erection Management Agency.
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
They both are plastic and like kids.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I suck.
I suck who?
Michael Jackson.
*walks in store* OH LITTle debhehe's!
Friend: Why do you like Minecraft so much?
Me: Because I love miners!
What do you call a house party for slaves?
An auction house.
My boss told me I have a preoccupation with vengeance... We'll see about that!
Feeling stressed? Have a nice cup of tea and spill it in the lab of the person bothering you.
What do sharks and people have in common? The great ones are white.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite flavor from Ben and Jerry's? "Schweaty balls," or if you're Michael Joseph Jackson, "tiny balls."
What is Michael Jackson's favorite phrase to parents of boys? "Leave me alone!"
Why can't you starve in the desert?
Because of all the sand which is there.
What's hard about walking through a bunch of dead babies?
My dick.
What do a bike and a rubber duck have in common? They both have a handlebar, except for the duck.
An American mother has 3 children. The first child asked his mum: "Why is my sister called Crazy Horse and my brother Rushing Water?"
Mum: "Because those were the first thing I saw after i gave birth to them. Why are you asking all these questions, two dogs fucking?"