Worst Jokes Ever
What happens if an Asian walks into a wall with a boner?
They hit their nose on the wall.
What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?
Names.
What's that useless skin around the vagina and the boobies?
The women.
Where was Stephen Hawking during the house fire?
The top of the stairs.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
How many times do you tickle an octopus to get it to laugh?
Ten-tickles!
I see how it is y’all be buying toilet paper, stocking up from the Coronavirus, but where on the symptoms does it say diarrhea? Lol, why y’all be buying toilet paper, now I am just confused.
Men should pay for the first date, that’s why it’s called a (men)u.
Then women should do the dishes, that’s why they call it a dish wash(her).
What's a brother and sister from Alabama's favorite sex position?
The cowgirl.
Yo mama so fat, the cops arrested her because she had 240 pounds of crack on her.
Five out of six people agree that Russian Roulette is safe.
Omnom.
Why did Joe Biden go to the hospital? Because he couldn't stop Putin.
"Kidnapping is just surprise adoption, congrats! You are now all my children! Just hop into the portal that leads to the Lust Ring in Hell!"
The Twin Towers are just like genders.
There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive topic.
Bro, I love hanging out with white people, it's either we play Yahtzee, or we playin' Nazi.
If you boil a funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock. That's humerus.
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?
Because he got hit by a bus!
What is the difference between eating a baby and a doughnut?
Babies are healthier.
You could say Japanese car fans and ancient Egyptians are alike—they both worship Datsun.