Worst Jokes Ever

I got detention yesterday because I called the group of emo kids the suicide squad.

Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.

I threw a boomerang a few years ago. I now live in constant fear.

What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?

A toaster.

Sorry but, no one asked.

I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.

Guys, stop making funny jokes of orphans. What, their parents are gonna get mad? Oh wait, continue.

Your mom is so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mom to move out of the way.

Your hairline is so far back that my father couldn't even reach the store in time before it grew!

This anorexic girl wanted to fight me. I told her that I would roast her, but she didn't have any meat.

Tony's wife got a divorce from Tony. She said she wanted to be an independent woman.

Days later, Tony's wife had an accident. Guess who's crawling back for help. 💀

I-I-I-I-I-I keep on hopin' we'll eat cake by the ocean, uh!

Why do orphans eat cereal with water?

Because their dad never came back with the milk.

Hitler was the most handsome man alive.

Everyone died for him.

You know, 9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just PLANE wrong!

What do you call a group of emos?

The Suicide Squad.

I told my friends that are gay that my hairline's straighter than he will ever be.

Why did the orphan cross the road?

Because he was tired of waiting for the milk.

I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.

An orphan came out of the closet to their parents as gay. Oh wait...