Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

I hate people that hate life.

Me at the same time: Is cutting self at night.

*hides scars* *acts like I'm fine* hehe

What happens when a depressed kid try’s to high-five a tree?

The tree leaves them hanging.

There was an animal on my porch, then I shot it in the head. It was strange that it had coffee in its hand. I flipped it over, and it was an animal, but it looked a lot like my kid.

I went to McDonald's and I saw a line of fat people because they were selling free hamburgers.

Me: What did the twin say to the other twin?

Friend: I don't know.

Me: I'll fall with you.

Why do orphans only have 362 days of the year?

... bc they don’t have Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, or Thanksgiving.

This humor is so dark, it's darker than the Black population.

Are you suicidal? Remember, if you ever feel unwanted, just check to see your warrants.

What's the difference between a hooker and a burrito?

I don't eat burritos.

God = what I hope to be.

Devil = what I can't accept.

I hope to be like Jesus, a dead martyr. I can't accept that my religion is evil.

I am going to be a ghost for Halloween. I actually want to be a ghost every day, because at least I'd be dead.

Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.

"I work with animals," a man said on his Tinder date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who works with animals. Where do you work?" "At the butcher shop!"