Worst Jokes Ever
Why shouldn’t you call people in China?
Because there are so many Wings and Wongs you might "wing" the wrong number.
Boy goes to Confession.
Boy: "What are you doing, Father?"
Priest: "It's called masturbation, and soon you will be doing it."
Boy: "Why do you say that, Father?"
Priest: "'Cause my hand is getting tired!"
-not my joke
My wife is mad that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and went right.
I have a joke about chemistry, but I don't think it will get a reaction.
Why do some couples go to the gym together?
Because they want their relationship to work out.
What did the hermit crabs do on Mother's Day?
They shellabrated their mommy.
A poor person came up to me and said, "You're ugly." I said, "You remind me of Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What is the difference between a knife and a feminist?
A knife has a point.
American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!
British: At least our towers didn’t fall. 😎
Banker: I have the right to take your money!
Me: Check my name.
Banker: Robin D. Bank, why?
Banker: *realizes*
Me: 😈🖐️ Gimme, gimme.
Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion?
There was nothing left but de-brie.
Guys, we should stop telling orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad. Oh...
Why did the cheese fail the test? It couldn't make the grade, curd.
Are your forehead and hairline old friends because they go way back?
I saw someone who was about to jump off a bridge. They were wearing a Nike "JUST DO IT" shirt.
Women have ass and tits... but men have dick and rights.
Like if you like school (I mean if you don't)!
What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?
Rainbow road.
What do you call a baby Mexican? A paragraph because they aren’t a full essay.
What did the cops say when someone called him racist?
"How can I be racist? My wife's eye is black."