Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so stupid, when she was in court and the judge said, "Order, order," she said, "Pizza."
Why did the fly fly?
Because the spider spied her!
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
An irrel-elephant ;)
Did you hear about the guy that was cutting off people's feet and taking them?
It took my sole.
Q. You know what really bugs me?
A. Insect puns.
I tried out some puns to make people laugh, but no pun in ten did.
Someone asked me what the worst mistake you could make while being at work was, and I replied, "Being a doctor and mixing up the oral and rectal thermometers."
What would you call a person who hides in a house for 24 hours and then kills them?
Morgz.
Teacher: What is the capital of Washington?
Dumb kid: The W???
One day, I put a lady taffy on my ass.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for the fresh prints.
What time did the man go to the dentist at? Two-thirty.
Bin Laden was the hide and seek champion for 10 years, 2001-2011.
Q: What's a skeleton's favorite instrument? A: A tromBONE.
What do you get when you cross a belt and a watch?
A waist of time.
I had a joke about pizza, it's just too cheesy.
A dung beetle walks into a bar and says to another beetle, "Is this stool taken?"
What’s the same between a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus?
They’re both saying “Oh my god my mom’s gonna kill me!”
This website sucks, it never cites the correct information.
I drank some dye before, but don't worry, I've only dyed a little inside.