Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a PC?
When my PC crashes, I actually give a fuck.
Q: What were my son's last words before he died?
A: "Bye, Dad, I am going to school."
Where is the worst place to lock your keys in your car?
The anti-abortion clinic because you have to go back in and ask for a coat hanger.
Why don't the Amish water ski?
The horses would drown.
Arby's fast food and abortion clinic: Your dead babies are our taters and gravy.
When my girlfriend broke up with me, I took her wheelchair. I always knew she would come crawling back.
What is a penguin without a pen? A guin...
Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?
Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.
A priest, a pedo, and a rapist walk into a bar and that's just the first guy.
What type of file do you need to turn a 14 centimeter hole into a 40 centimeter hole?
A pedophile.
What's the difference between Spongebob and a feminist?
A feminist has hair.
What's the difference between Jesus and a dead, naked baby?
I don't worship Jesus.
Potato.
John saw a Gay in a wheelchair.
"I didn't know a man could be a fruit and a Vegetable!"
I'm gay.
What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?
Cancer.
What’s the difference between someone who is high on the spectrum [and] low on the spectrum? At least I can write this joke.
Joke.
Cancer
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
My cock, lmao.