Worst Jokes Ever

What's a pedophile's favorite place to go in?

Kum and Go.

There was a blind man in WWE, and the commentator said, "Watch out! Watch... Oh, he can’t see." After he was sued for national offense.

I like my women like I like my coffee.

Without other people's dicks in it.

I saw a disabled person in the super market. They were at the vegetable aisle.

Me and my friend were duck hunting.

He shot 5 ducks in one shot. Then he shot by accident and yelled "DUCK!" then "MOTHERDUCKER!" Then ducks came down and one by one bit him.

A hand of Pepsi murdered a Coca Cola. An innocent Sprite yelled, "Quick! Call Dr. Pepper!"

Eventually, a 7-Up called Dr. Pepper. The Coca Cola was fine.

What can a rock possibly say?

Answer: I'll fuck ya mum rock hard.

Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?

So you can see the look on its face as you climax.

What's the first thing you say in anal sex..... "Holy shit!"

What did the pimp order at the Chinese restaurant?

He ordered some cock-bang-ho.

What's worse than five babies stapled to one tree?

One baby stapled to five trees.

My girlfriend broke up with me because of my pasta fetish.

I'm feeling cannelloni right now.

What did mama cow say to baby cow? -- "It's pasture bedtime."

Asian Grading scale: A- Average.

B- Half Average.

C- Stupid idiot!

D- FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN DO CALCULUS!

F- FORGOTTEN FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN GET A JOB AT MCDONALDS!

Why did the chipmunk swim on its back?

To keep its nuts dry.

I wonder if Stephen Hawking heard the song "Gangster's Paradise." Oh, shit, he can't!

What does a Jamaican guy say to an Asian?

Poke me, mon.

I tried a pun about water, but people "sea" right through it, and when people complain, they are usually just being a beach.

I'm so lonely, even the alphabet says "Hi."

JK.

Spell "IOUT", no space.