Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't orphans play at a McDonald's play place? They don't have parent supervision.
I was walking this hot girl home, then she noticed me, then the walk turned into a run.
An old lady was low on money because she had spent all of her money on clothes.
So she decided to go to the bank. She walked up to the guy at the desk. She asked if he could check her balance. He asked a few questions to the old lady, like her weight and her height. He asked her if she had done any exercise recently. She was very confused. She got angry and asked the man again to check her balance. So he stood up, walked next to her and pushed her over. He came to the conclusion that she had a low balance.
Why is there air conditioning in hospitals? To keep the vegetables cool and fresh.
At first, I was a boy trapped in a girl's body, then I was born.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a home run.
*School shooting happens.*
Foreign exchange student: *Sobbing under desk.*
American student: "First time?"
Foreign exchange student: "Yeah, you?"
American student: "Hahaha. No, not my first time."
What do an orphan's parents have in common with Nemo? They all can't be found.
My therapist told me, "Time to heal all wounds," so I shot him in the nuts.
Now we wait...
What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.
What did the left butt cheek say to the right butt cheek? "Together we can stop this shit!"
What pictures do orphans take? Selfies.
Why did the rapist go after the mute? It would be a silent attack.
My grandpa is a great hero. He's the one who shot Hitler.
You wanna know proof that cats don't always land on their feet? Well then, watch The Lion King.
Dark jokes are like home. A lot of people don't get it.
My mum said take out the trash, so I took my sister.
Why was the dog stealing shingles?
He wanted to be a woofer.
Why do gay people like sports?
Because they get to play with balls.
What is the opposite of a lady finger?
Answer: Mentos.