Worst Jokes Ever
Joe Biden is the first president in history to have a vice president on record claiming they believed sexual harassment allegations against him.
I don't know about you, but I think that's a pretty big elephant in the room!
Why are Americans so bad at chess? Cause they lost 2 towers.
What's red, six inches long, and made my girlfriend cry when I fed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
Why did the Drill Sergeant get in trouble?
He got caught playing with his Privates!
What's the difference between a bison and a buffalo?
You can't wash your face in a buffalo.
"I have good and bad news," the doctor said to his patient.
"Give me the good news first," the patient said.
"Your test results are back," the doctor said, "and you have only two days to live."
"That's the good news?" the patient exclaimed. "What's the bad news?"
"I've been trying to reach you for two days."
I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
Midget
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man???
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
Have you been to that paraplegic strip club? It's crawling with pussy!
Are you feeling down? Because I’d happily feel you up.
You need a good place to think? You can sit on my lap, and we’ll see the first thing that pops up!
Q. What's the difference between a Kevlar vest and a CEO?
A. The CEO isn't bulletproof.
Babe, I'm breaking up with you.
Why? I'm turning 18 tomorrow.
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos.
Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"Together we can stop this shit."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mail man.
Mailman who?
Bitch, do you want your mail?
What's the same about a newborn and a football?
You can kick them both very easily.
When I die, I’ll die in a trash can.
Most people call it grave robbing...
I prefer to call it cryptocurrency.