
Lucas jokes
Luca鈥檚 Mom and Dad be throwing the kids into the fountain in the city, but they're sea monsters, so if they went to jail for that, they would be on death row anyway. 馃ぃ
Why did Lucas die?
'Cause he was old, Lucas.
Ayo Lucas, a sussy baka!
There were two twin brothers, Lucas and Marcus. Marcus got a girlfriend while Lucas stayed single.
A few weeks later, Lucas was caught kissing Marcus's girlfriend, and Marcus comes over and says: "Babe, I know we're twins, but I'm Marcus, and that's Lucas you were kissing." And his girlfriend looks at him and says: "I know."
Lucas is a baby, a little girl, ooo!
Why is Lucas so weird? I don't know, you tell me.
Lucas is bronze 1 in RL.
Lawrence in maths ;)
Luke looks like Big Chungus and Fat Sonic.