Lucas jokes
Why is Lucas so weird? I don't know, you tell me.
There were two twin brothers, Lucas and Marcus. Marcus got a girlfriend while Lucas stayed single.
A few weeks later, Lucas was caught kissing Marcus's girlfriend, and Marcus comes over and says: "Babe, I know we're twins, but I'm Marcus, and that's Lucas you were kissing." And his girlfriend looks at him and says: "I know."
Ayo Lucas, a sussy baka!
Luca鈥檚 Mom and Dad be throwing the kids into the fountain in the city, but they're sea monsters, so if they went to jail for that, they would be on death row anyway. 馃ぃ
Lucas is bronze 1 in RL.
Lucas is a baby, a little girl, ooo!
Why did Lucas die?
'Cause he was old, Lucas.
Chuck Norris once stepped on a Lego.
The Lego broke in half.
Asked my dad what LGBT stands for.
He started with "Lettuce? Bacon. Tomato. What's the 'g' for?" Obviously, I had to reply with "Garnish."
What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.
How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? -- Just Juan.
Where did Lucy go after the bombing?
Everywhere.