Lucas jokes
Lucas is bronze 1 in RL.
There were two twin brothers, Lucas and Marcus. Marcus got a girlfriend while Lucas stayed single.
A few weeks later, Lucas was caught kissing Marcus's girlfriend, and Marcus comes over and says: "Babe, I know we're twins, but I'm Marcus, and that's Lucas you were kissing." And his girlfriend looks at him and says: "I know."
Lucas is a baby, a little girl, ooo!
Why did Lucas die?
'Cause he was old, Lucas.
Luca鈥檚 Mom and Dad be throwing the kids into the fountain in the city, but they're sea monsters, so if they went to jail for that, they would be on death row anyway. 馃ぃ
Why is Lucas so weird? I don't know, you tell me.
Lawrence in maths ;)
Where did Lucy go in the bombing... Everywhere.
Ayo Lucas, a sussy baka!