Lucas jokes
Why is Lucas so weird? I don't know, you tell me.
There were two twin brothers, Lucas and Marcus. Marcus got a girlfriend while Lucas stayed single.
A few weeks later, Lucas was caught kissing Marcus's girlfriend, and Marcus comes over and says: "Babe, I know we're twins, but I'm Marcus, and that's Lucas you were kissing." And his girlfriend looks at him and says: "I know."
Ayo Lucas, a sussy baka!
Luca鈥檚 Mom and Dad be throwing the kids into the fountain in the city, but they're sea monsters, so if they went to jail for that, they would be on death row anyway. 馃ぃ
Lucas is bronze 1 in RL.
Lucas is a baby, a little girl, ooo!
Why did Lucas die?
'Cause he was old, Lucas.
Chuck Norris once stepped on a Lego.
The Lego broke in half.
Little Johnny and his dad were going to buy a horse.
Dad: Rubbing on the horse鈥檚 chest and butt.
Little Johnny: What are you doing?
Dad: Checking to see if the horse is healthy so I can buy it.
Little Johnny: Oh well, I think the mall man wants to buy mom.
Mother: Who do you like more, me or your dad?
Liam: I like you both.
Mother: Ok, if I go to america and your dad goes to paris, where will you go?
Liam: I will go to paris.
Mother: That's means you like dad more.
Liam: No, its because i like paris.
Mother: Ok, fine, if I go to paris and your dad goes to america, where will you go?
Liam: I will go to America.
Mother: Why?
Liam: Because I have already gone to paris.
What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.
How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Only Juan.