Worst Jokes Ever

So this blind man was walking down the street with his stick, right? And he walked past this fish market, he took a deep breath and said, "WWOAAH GOODMORNING LADIES!"

I had sex with my boss's daughter.

I didn't get fired. I'm self-employed.

My therapist told me, "Time to heal all wounds," so I shot him in the nuts.

Now we wait...

What's the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?

Snowballs!

Sonic says: "If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"

Why can't orphans play at a McDonald's play place? They don't have parent supervision.

An old lady was low on money because she had spent all of her money on clothes.

So she decided to go to the bank. She walked up to the guy at the desk. She asked if he could check her balance. He asked a few questions to the old lady, like her weight and her height. He asked her if she had done any exercise recently. She was very confused. She got angry and asked the man again to check her balance. So he stood up, walked next to her and pushed her over. He came to the conclusion that she had a low balance.

Little Johnny was playing with dick when his teacher walked in the room. She asked him what he was doing, he said Im doing my homework. The teacher saw how big his cock was and asked him to have sex with her. He willingly did so. Little johnny was already 25 so it didn't matter. The only thing was that he was homeschooled.

Why did the rapist go after the mute? It would be a silent attack.

At first, I was a boy trapped in a girl's body, then I was born.

What do you call someone in a wheelchair being pushed by a cannibal?

A to-go order.

Black comedy name week:

Malt liquor Monday Tupac Tuesday Watermelon Wednesday Thong Thursday Fried chicken Friday Sukie Sukie Saturday Slap a hoe Sunday

*School shooting happens.*

Foreign exchange student: *Sobbing under desk.*

American student: "First time?"

Foreign exchange student: "Yeah, you?"

American student: "Hahaha. No, not my first time."

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They can't make a home run.

What do an orphan's parents have in common with Nemo? They all can't be found.

I piss on blind kids and tell them it's raining.

I love necrophilia, but only if it's consensual!

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

I was walking this hot girl home, then she noticed me, then the walk turned into a run.

What did the left butt cheek say to the right butt cheek? "Together we can stop this shit!"