Worst Jokes Ever
My dad died in 9/11. He was such a good pilot.
What’s the rarest gun to find in Africa?
A water gun...
At least if you're fat you don't need to put as much bathwater in the bath.
Why doesn't Voldemort have a human nose?
Because his snake bit it off!
Women need to be in the kitchen.
The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane.
Why did the booty go to therapy?
It had some DEEP-SEATED issues.
Me and my girlfriend broke up, so I took her wheelchair, and she came crawling back.
Roses are red Lemons are sour Lift your skirt up and give me an hour
Which planet would I consider dating?
I don’t know, but not Saturn because she’s already got a ring on her.
I hate 9/11 jokes... They always crash and burn, like, dude, it's not funny?
Are you a school? Because I want to shoot kids inside you.
Hey guess what...
What...
My penis is big.
I walk in from work to find my wife dead on the sofa.
As I unzip for one last ride, she says, "BOO!" What kind of sick fuck does that?
Just watched my friend take a steak out of her pocket. That steak was so outta pocket.
Yo mama's so fat that she used a telephone pole as a tampon.
When I was very young...
My classmates played a game called kiss chase. Some were really good at catching the girls and then kissing them.
They are rapists now.
Why did the moderator of worstjokesever.com die?
He had a heart attack because he was a fat loser.
Like if your best friend has a dog.
What's the difference between a child and a book?
One doesn't scream when you snap its neck.