Worst Jokes Ever
You're so fat, no one was laughing, but the floor was cracking!
I wish my grass were emo because then it would cut itself.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.
Q: What kind of person has 100% ambition and never gives up if someone gets in their way?
A: A rapist.
It's been 2 years since I've been on this. Hello, guys!
What's black and long? A line at KFC.
What's black and long?
- The line at KFC.
Where did Joe go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere.
Your entire family tree must be a cactus, because everyone in your family is such a prick.
What do you call a gay guy on the BBQ?
LGBBQ.
Dmitri! Where's my vodka?
What’s a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE.
Are you a toaster?
Because I wanna take a bath with you.
What is another name for a stupid fish?
"Dum bass."
How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?
Once. The next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90.
I was going to buy a watch today, but I didn't have time.
What do you call a dog that tells the time?
A watchdog.
Q. What's the difference between a CEO and a deer?
A. You don't normally fuck the deer after you've shot it.
Why did my foot cross the road?
Because your ass was on the other side.
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.
I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!