Worst Jokes Ever
John saw a Gay in a wheelchair.
"I didn't know a man could be a fruit and a Vegetable!"
What's the difference between Jesus and a dead, naked baby?
I don't worship Jesus.
I'm gay.
What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?
Cancer.
What do gay horses eat?
Hay.
What’s the difference between someone who is high on the spectrum [and] low on the spectrum? At least I can write this joke.
Cancer
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
My cock, lmao.
"Sweet victory" fans: Fuck the NFL. They should be disbanded!
Harvey Weinstein: I raped five girls, and the NFL was one of them.
Why did an Indian cross the road?
To take a shit.
What happens if an Asian walks into a wall with a boner?
They hit their nose on the wall.
What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?
Names.
Not all self-harmers are emo, but all emos self-harm.
What's that useless skin around the vagina and the boobies?
The women.
Where was Stephen Hawking during the house fire?
The top of the stairs.
How many times do you tickle an octopus to get it to laugh?
Ten-tickles!
I see how it is y’all be buying toilet paper, stocking up from the Coronavirus, but where on the symptoms does it say diarrhea? Lol, why y’all be buying toilet paper, now I am just confused.
A single sentence walks into a bar.
Why did the boy shoot the clock? He wanted to kill time.
What colors were Kurt Cobain's eyes? Blue! One blew right and the other blew up!