Worst Jokes Ever
A new burger has been invented in memory of Stephen Hawking.
I doubt it will sell though, as it's 95% cabbage.
What do you call it when a lizard can’t get a boner?
Ereptile Dysfunction!
Yo momma's so stupid, she took a shower for 20 minutes after she heard a DIRTY JOKE!
You can easily outrun a midget because they have to run twice as much as you do.
What has fingernails and legs made of grass? You, I lied about the grass.
What do you call a Mexican that dives into a pool? Bean dip.
Why do people keep saying, "Why did the toilet paper not cross?" Because it got stuck in the crack, because it got stuck in their crack.
When Chinese babies are born, they should put "MADE FROM CHINA."
What do you call a Mexican midget?
A paragraph, because he's not a full essay.
What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?
~they're both a dick in a box.
What's yellow and can't float?
A school bus full of children.
When you see a deer, what do you say?
"Oh deer!"
My stepmom kicked me out of the house because I was raped and got pregnant. I kicked her to death because she had sex and gave birth to my rapist stepbrother.
Donald Trump being president is the biggest joke.
For pedophiles, watching teen porn must be like watching mature porn.
What did the Indian cheese say to the other cheese?
"Tu cheese badi hai mast mast!"
I walked into the school for disabled kids and asked them if they knew how to play "Heads, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes." Turns out they only knew how to play "Heads, Shoulders, Wheels, and Frame."
What was Morgan Freeman called before the Civil War?
Morgan.
Why didn't anyone care about the circus?
Because it was irr-elephant.
So, two cats, one English (named "One Two Three Cat") and one French (named "Un Deux Trois Cat"), are walking through a forest and come across a river. To have a little fun, they decide to have a race across the river.
One Two Three Cat swam across, and when he finished the race, he looked behind him. "Un Deux Trois Cat" was nowhere to be seen. So "One Two Three Cat" figured that "Un Deux Trois Cat" sank.