Worst Jokes Ever
Will you remember me in 7 years?
(Yes)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Foreplay in may areas: "You awake?"
Way down South: "You awake, mom?"
A chopper full of white people is also called a helicopter.
A chopper full of black people is called a hellacopter.
Why are wives also called a housekeeper?
Because after the divorce, they keep the house.
Why do they never serve beer at a math party?
Because you can't drink and derive.
This one is for Gwen, I'm sorry people are so mean to you.
All the big cats gathered for a game of poker. Why did the tiger lose?
Because one of his opponents kept on lion. Another had a puma-nent poker face. But the real problem was the cheetah.
*trigger alert*
Why did the racist cop shut down the space brothel?
Because there were too many black holes.
In America, you find Waldo.
In Soviet Russia, Waldo finds you.
I would say fly high to Kobe, but obviously he didn't...
What do Miss Reeves and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have a touchy feeling for kids.
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, go tell their parents?
What do you call an Indian going through the bins?
RUM-MAJINGG
Why did the duck not enjoy his restaurant date?
Because he didn't want to see the bill.
My friend texted me and asked me, "Hey. What's your favorite emoji?"
I said, "😬😬😬😬😬😬😬"
She said, "Why?"
I said, "'Cause it's your twin."
Why don’t they let Stephen Hawking have other electronics around him? Because he will sound staticky.
What do you call a chill transgender?
Fictional.
Quit making those progeria jokes. They get old very quickly.
Why don't you shower with a Pokemon? He might Pikachú.
What noise does Sally like to say? Splat!
What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument? The trombone!