Worst Jokes Ever
If I had a dollar for every gender there is, I'd have two dollars and a lot of counterfeits.
I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.
To bitch them is my real test, to train them is my cause.
I will travel across the land, searching far and wide.
Fuse Pokemon to UnderStand, the power that’s inside.
Poke him on! Gotta train them all it’s Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you’re my best friend, In a world you must defend, Poke him on! Gotta train them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!! Gotta train them all, Gotta train them all! Pokemon!
Me: Why am I an orphan?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: Ask your mom.
Harry Potter has an invisibility cloak, I have family.
People in wheelchairs need to stand up for themselves.
Two Asian people have a black baby.
Something wrong.
A turtle was walking down the street when all of a sudden a snail came up to him and robbed him.
When the policemen showed up and asked him what happened, he responded, "I don't know, it all happened so fast!"
Good night, sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite, and if they do, hit them with a shoe till they're all black and blue!
Why can Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
What do you call someone who is extra virgin?
Mrs. Frame.
The teacher once said to some students, "I was an orphan before your principal hired me."
The students said, "Oof, that is sad."
The teacher tried to ignore them and take attendance. She said, "Is anyone missing?"
The students said, "Your parents."
The teacher got offended and later that day quit her job.
Where do ducks poop out of?
From their buttquack.
Have you ever walked in to Stephen Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
I eat kids.
Why don't Amish people water ski?
Because their horses would drown.
What's the difference between a Palestinian and a redneck?
At least the redneck was drunk when he married his cousin.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a refrigerator?
The fridge actually runs.
Yo mama so fat that the sun is her moon.
What is 3 feet tall and sits at the bottom of children's beds?
A: Garry Glitter's boots.
This is the song we all misunderstood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S0QhGGO1gQ
"He said, "One day, you'll leave this world behind, so live a life you will remember." My father told me when I was just a child, "These are the nights that never die." My father told me."
Whenever I think about it deeply, it makes me wanna cry :(