What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They're both turned on by kids.
Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so dumb, she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I have the power."
Why does an orphan play GTA to be wanted? 😂ðŸ˜
What do you call a Dino stripper?
A dinowhore.
Are you Jesus? Because I want to nail you.
A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an expedition to the Amazon Forest. After a while, they get lost. As they are walking, suddenly the bushes jump up into the air and men with spears are there. One man says, "Hey, you're in our sacred land. So what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren't that crazy, so we will let you choose how you die."
The man from France said, "Bring me the poison."
The man from Britain said, "Bring me the gun."
And the man from New York said, "Bring me a fork."
The guy was confused with the fork but still brought the items and gave them to them.
The guy from France said, "For France!" And drank the poison and died.
The man from Britain said, "Long live the queen!" And shot himself and died.
And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said, "Make a canoe out of this, you fuckers!"
What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary?
One of them knows the definition of no.
Chinese Names - Annie Wan (Anyone)
Caller: "Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?"
Operator: "Yes, you can speak to me."
Caller: "No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (anyone)!"
Operator: "You are talking to someone! Who is this?"
Caller: "I'm Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)! It's urgent."
Operator: "I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?"
Caller: "Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan (anyone) that our brother Noel Wan (no one) was involved in an accident. Noel Wan (no one) got injured and now Noel Wan (no one) is being sent to the hospital."
Operator: "Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious, but I don't have time for this!"
Caller: "You are so rude! Who are you?"
Operator: "I'm Saw Lee (Sorry)."
Caller: "Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!"
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD incoming.
I made a website that helps orphans. Sadly, it doesn't have a homepage.
What do a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common? They both carry vegetables.
What’s the difference between a nose and an orphan? A nose gets picked more.
If a white cop had a black dick, would he beat it to death?
NASA found water on Mars.
Mars - 1
Africa - 0
Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
He only comes once a year.
Why was the orphan single? Because it could not call someone "daddy".
September 11th. #BringYourPlaneToWorkDay
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin."
Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night."
Kid 1: "As if."
Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister."
Kid 1: "I don't have a sister."
Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
Why can't an orphan be a YouTuber? Because most of the videos are family-friendly.
