Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between a woman and my fridge?
Only one moans when I put my meat in it.
Like if you like Logan Paul, dislike if you like Jake Paul.
My wife and I just decided we don't want to have children.
So if anyone wants them, our contact information is below.
My first name is Al and my last name is Coholic :) #yuengling.f/wat
If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?
Society.
What's a reversed exorcism?
It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body.
Blondes like their men how they like their rice: brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.
What's red and has 7 dents? Snow White's cherry.
What do you call a lady with a pyramid on her head?
mummy
My friends:
Maya: I only get 9 hours of sleep.
Josh: 9 hours? I get 7 hours of sleep.
Noah: You get 7? I get 4 hours of sleep.
Me: You guys are getting sleep...
Women deserve rights and lefts.
Your mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the concrete cracked up.
Went to see a psychic the other day.
I knocked on the door, and she said, "Who is it?"
So I turned around and left.
What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo.
What did The Notorious B.I.G. say to the cow?
- MOO MONEY MOO PROBLEMS
An e-girl went to go high five a tree, but the tree left her hanging.
Are you Paris, 'cause Eiffel for you.
Q: How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
A: He forgot to wrap his whopper.
Why did the M&M go to school?
Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
I wish the grass outside of my house was emo, because it would cut itself.