Worst Jokes Ever
Qwen is a liar (sent with a dance).
An e-girl went to go high five a tree, but the tree left her hanging.
I wish the grass outside of my house was emo, because it would cut itself.
My friends:
Maya: I only get 9 hours of sleep.
Josh: 9 hours? I get 7 hours of sleep.
Noah: You get 7? I get 4 hours of sleep.
Me: You guys are getting sleep...
Women deserve rights and lefts.
Like if you like Logan Paul, dislike if you like Jake Paul.
If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?
Society.
What's a reversed exorcism?
It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body.
Blondes like their men how they like their rice: brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.
Why do Americans always win gold at the shooting Olympics?
Because they practice at the best schools.
What's red and has 7 dents? Snow White's cherry.
What is money called on the moon?
Mooney.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
It's sad someone has ligma.
The emo tried to high five the tree, but the tree just left him hanging.
I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
Everyone remembers it! :)
I threw a lamp at a depressed kid and tried to brighten up his day.
Went to see a psychic the other day.
I knocked on the door, and she said, "Who is it?"
So I turned around and left.