Worst Jokes Ever
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
Everyone remembers it! :)
I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit.
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
What's big and white and can't climb trees?
A fridge.
Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.
Why can't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he has "no body" to go with!
Q: What do you call a boomerang that is not coming back? A: A stick.
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her titties, I got a mouth full of knee.
My wife and I just decided we don't want to have children.
So if anyone wants them, our contact information is below.
Like if you like Logan Paul, dislike if you like Jake Paul.
What's a reversed exorcism?
It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body.
Blondes like their men how they like their rice: brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.
What is the difference between a woman and my fridge?
Only one moans when I put my meat in it.
If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?
Society.
When your mom fell down, a 10 magnitude earthquake shook the Earth.
Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn't chicken!
An e-girl went to go high five a tree, but the tree left her hanging.
My friends:
Maya: I only get 9 hours of sleep.
Josh: 9 hours? I get 7 hours of sleep.
Noah: You get 7? I get 4 hours of sleep.
Me: You guys are getting sleep...
Joke start.
Punchline!