Worst Jokes Ever
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
Everyone remembers it! :)
I threw a lamp at a depressed kid and tried to brighten up his day.
I was on the train today and saw a cow on it.
It was quite strange until I realized it was Alfie's mum.
If two blind people meet, one of them says: "Long time, no see!"
How do I fix a broken light bulb? I don't. I simply blow up the house.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, then they got plane.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
What do you call a train that likes toffee?
A chew-chew train.
"Sir, we noticed a 2-year gap in your resume."
"That was when I went to Yale."
"A Yale man? Well, you're hired!"
"Thanks! I really need this yob!"
What is the best way to deal with bullies?
You shoot them.
Why was the gay boy fired from the sperm bank?
He was caught embezzling.
I don’t think 9/11 jokes are funny... they just crash and burn.
What's a pedophile's favorite fast food meal?
In-N-Out of kids.
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
You can't use a pitchfork to get the bowling ball out of the truck.
What type of teacher doesn't fart in public?
A private tutor/tooter.
Why did the orphan play GTA? Because he wanted to feel the wanted level.
Your mama's so fat, when she jumps in the pool, the water jumps out!
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?...
'Cause they need to find someone to call DADDY.
Are you the voices I've been hearing?
Because I can't seem to get you out of my head. (Schizophrenic RIZZ)
Q. Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
A. Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they only got plane.