Worst Jokes Ever
What is a deaf person's favorite game?
Charades.
What do a 9V battery and a butthole have in common?
We know we’re not supposed to put our tongue on them, but we do it anyway.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home looks like.
What's the difference between a priest and Woody from Toy Story?
Woody goes limp when a kid walks in the room.
How are boobs and toys similar?
Both were originally made for kids, but dads usually end up playing with them.
Two nuns are riding their bikes down a cobblestone path.
One nun turns to the other one and says, "I’ve never come this way."
The other one says, "Neither have I. It must be the cobblestones."
Me: Hey friend!
Friend: Yes?
Me: What is the missing sense? Seeing, smelling, _, tasting, hearing.
Friend: Touch.
Me: What do you spawn on Minecraft always? (jk only 99.99%)
Friend: Grass.
Me: And you get?
Friend: Touch grass.
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
The apples actually get picked.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
Scientists make skyscrapers and airplanes.
Religion crashes them.
You are so scary that even your hairline ran away.
Yo mama is so stupid, she thought Instagram was a weed delivery service.
We all know yo homie bout to hop in a fight when:
1. He staring mighty hard at y'all.
2. When your friend know you gon get your ass beat.
3. When your friend say he not gon jump in (you know he lying).
What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?
I don't know, he still hasn't opened it yet.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
Answer: A boomerang, because it is the only thing that comes back to them.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
I took my mother-in-law out yesterday morning,
It's great being a sniper.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home plate is.