Psychic Visit

Went to see a psychic the other day.

I knocked on the door, and she said, "Who is it?"

So I turned around and left.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen here, genius. You are telling me you do not get it? A psychic is supposed to know who is at the door, so the joke is that she is a bad psychic since she asked "Who is it?" instead of just knowing. Duh!

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