If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?
Society.
Emo Kid Fallacy
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Explain Bear
Listen here, Dingell. You're askin' who'd win if an emo kid jumped off a buildin'? Well, it's society, see? 'Cause emo kids are all about bein' sad and stuff, and society is often blamed for their feelin's. So, them splattering is like a win for society... in a dark, messed-up way. Got it, ya knucklehead?