Worst Jokes Ever
A feather and a depressed boy fell at the same time, which one hits the ground first?
The feather, because the rope stopped the child.
Did anyone ever notice that "STUDYING" is a mixture of studying and dying?
Boy: Will you remember me in a minute?
Mom: Yes.
Boy: Will you remember me in a day?
Mom: Yes.
Boy: Will you remember me in a year?
Mom: Yes.
Boy: Knock knock.
Mom: Who's there?
Boy: Bitch, you forgot me.
Girls: OMG what color should I use, baby blue, light blue, or navy blue?
Boys: blue is blue.
Why can't orphans work at SC Johnson?
Because it's a family company.
What did one orphan say to another?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin."
They say one man's trash is another man's treasure. That's why orphanages exist!
Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.
"MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE"
What's the scariest thing about white people in prison?
How rare they are.
BF: Babe, I have two questions.
GF: Ok, ask!
BF: Where have you been all my life?
GF: Aww, that's so sweet. And the second question?
BF: Can you please go back there?
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
What does a person eat before a race?
Answer: They fast.
What’s the difference between a job and a wife?
The job keeps sucking after 5 years.
What's the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
The criminal is wanted.
I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
GF: What do you think of our love?
BF: Count the stars in the sky.
GF: Aww... It's infinity!
BF: Nope. It's just a waste of time.
Guy: Are you a vending machine? Because you're a snack.
Girl: Your card got declined.
Guy: That's ok, you got to bang them a few times to get you money's worth.
Man A: "Is Google male or female?"
Man B: "Female, because it does not let you finish the sentence before making a suggestion."
What did the right eye say to the left eye?
"Between you and me, something smells!"