Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?
An Oreo.
Why did I giggle?
Because I saw the ocean's bottom.
My wife and I just decided we don't want to have children.
So if anyone wants them, our contact information is below.
My first name is Al and my last name is Coholic :) #yuengling.f/wat
What's big and white and can't climb trees?
A fridge.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, then they got plane.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
I was on the train today and saw a cow on it.
It was quite strange until I realized it was Alfie's mum.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick. Get your head out of the gutters... Jeez!
what do baby’s and grenades have in common?
They both are silent but then when thrown at someone make a loud noise
What is the difference between a woman and my fridge?
Only one moans when I put my meat in it.
I wanted to open a brothel in the monastery, but the slogan: "Fist some Christs" was, unfortunately, not so well received.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.
Why did the cheetah get kicked out of poker?
'Cause he was a cheetah.
Are you a school? 'Cause I wanna shoot kids in you.
I asked a emo kid if they wanna hang out.
Don't treat her like a gold pump when she's treating you like a gray pistol. Put down a launch pad and rotate.
Like and comment if you play Fortnite!
Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."