Worst Jokes Ever
Are you a school? 'Cause I wanna shoot kids in you.
I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
What's red and has 7 dents? Snow White's cherry.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
It's sad someone has ligma.
I wish I was a toe because I want to be banged all day.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
Like and comment if you play Fortnite!
what do baby’s and grenades have in common?
They both are silent but then when thrown at someone make a loud noise
I wanted to open a brothel in the monastery, but the slogan: "Fist some Christs" was, unfortunately, not so well received.
What is money called on the moon?
Mooney.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
Why did the cheetah get kicked out of poker?
'Cause he was a cheetah.
Best not leave hungry kids unattended!
I asked a emo kid if they wanna hang out.
Why did the cop show up early to the protest? To beat the crowd.
Why do Americans always win gold at the shooting Olympics?
Because they practice at the best schools.
I threw a lamp at a depressed kid and tried to brighten up his day.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, then they got plane.