There was a kidnapping, but he woke up.
Worst Jokes Ever
ssundee: "If this video gets to 100k likes, I'll post part 2."
SSUNDEE WIFE: "SHUT THE #### UP!"
I got a detention because I told an emo kid to "hang in there."
"Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.... All the king's horses and all the king's men, COULDN'T PUT HUMPTY TOGETHER AGAIN."
"Rock-a-bye, baby on the treetop when the wind blows the cradle will rock when the bough breaks the cradle will fall and down will come baby cradle and all
Rock-a-bye, baby on the treetop when the wind blows the cradle will rock
when the bough breaks the cradle will fall and down will come baby cradle and all"
Anyone else finding the hidden horror in these?
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Why did the tiger lose at poker?
Answer: Because he was playing with a cheetah.
Are people from Hamburg called Hamburgers?
Where did Sally go when the bomb went off?
Everywhere.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
How can you tell that a website was made by an orphan?
It doesn’t have a home page.
What makes depressed kids jump?
Bridges!
Did you know that Americans fall out of both sides of the bed?
Why don’t we just call blue balls a cummy ache?
Let's play pretend. I'll be Nike and you'll be McDonald's, cuz I'll be doin' it and you'll be lovin' it.
My friend was told by her doctor that she was morbidly obese.
As if she doesn't have enough on her plate.
Are you my pantry? Because you look like a snack ;)
What happened to the frog that parked illegally?
He was toad away.
Get it?
I just killed a family of five.
Now I’m an orphan.
Am I the only one who's on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop and I can't use my phone in class?
Cows go moo.
What do you call a disabled person in a sauna?
Steamed veggies!
I don’t like the term "rape," I prefer: "struggle snuggle."
