Worst Jokes Ever
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Egg surprise!
What is a pup's favorite pizza?
Pupperoni
Why does an orphan play GTA?
To get wanted.
You're so ugly, you made Hello Kitty say, "Goodbye."
Roses are red, the Jews are a cult.
I've practiced Metzitzah b'peh on adults.
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
Why did Michael Jackson rush over to K-Mart one morning?
Because he heard little boys' pants were half off!
What’s the difference between Jesus and Maddie McCann?
One had the last supper.
You know I'm not too into black girls, but Kobe's daughter was smoking!
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb?"
The other computer replied, "Because I have low memory."
Q: How did Helen Keller get a concussion?
A: She kept stepping on a rake.
What was the worse purchase America ever made?
Spending billions on two rice cookers in 1945.
Last time I ate a vegetable, I got banned from my sister's group home.
All zodiac signs have a hair style, but cancer is just a one-way thing.
What's the difference between a Palestinian and a redneck?
At least the redneck was drunk when he married his cousin.
Snow White and the six Dwarfs, Sneezy was caught by covid-19 quarantine!
Why did Helen Keller have a yellow leg?
Her dog was blind, too.
What has 4 hairy legs and fucks my sister?
Me & my dad!
What is the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?
One of them is wanted.
How do you get a woman to give head? Force it down her throat and hold the back of her head. Make her gag for a little and then pull out. Do this over and over for 30 seconds or so. If she doesn't open up, choke her and force her mouth open.
Woman aren't human anyways... lol.