Worst Jokes Ever
Qwen is a liar (sent with a dance).
Why did the cowboy put his bunk in the fireplace?
'Cause he wanted to sleep like a log!
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
What do you call a train that likes toffee?
A chew-chew train.
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn't chicken!
Did you know Hellen Keller had a doll house in her backyard? Neither did she.
I got fired from my paramedic job on the first day. I told an eight-year-old who lost his leg in a car accident to "walk it off."
I saw names carved into a tree and thought it was romantic. Until I realized how many people bring knives on dates.
Why doesn't Jesus participate in Battle Raps?
All his comebacks take three days.
How To Kill A Blonde 101:
First Step: Get a pool.
Second Step: Put a scratch-and-sniff at the bottom.
If a CEO goes blind, are they just an EO?
Q. What's the difference between a Kevlar vest and a CEO?
A. The CEO isn't bulletproof.
There are a lot of upsides to being an orphan.
For one, you never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
You can't use a pitchfork to get the bowling ball out of the truck.
What type of teacher doesn't fart in public?
A private tutor/tooter.
What's the difference between a Palestinian and a redneck?
At least the redneck was drunk when he married his cousin.
Are you the voices I've been hearing?
Because I can't seem to get you out of my head. (Schizophrenic RIZZ)
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?...
'Cause they need to find someone to call DADDY.
Your mama's so fat, when she jumps in the pool, the water jumps out!
Q. Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
A. Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they only got plane.