Worst Jokes Ever
How did Hitler tie his tiny little shoesies?
With tiny little Nazis.
Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?
Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! 😂
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my sun."
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry.
What is an orphan's favorite store?
Home Depot.
My eggs are just like my dad... nonegg-istent.
There is this cute Russian girl in my class, yet she hasn't asked me out for vodka.
I don’t usually tell 9/11 jokes, they usually crash and burn.
What do volcanoes and suicide bombers have in common?
They both erupt when triggered.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't wanna say this, but nobody cares about you.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
What would be a good job for a fat person? A four-chin teller!
Literally every movie:
"I love you." "I love you, too."
My life:
My 'friends': "Hey, Hailey likes you!" Him: "Wtf, I have a girlfriend, sorry not sorry." His friends: Spreads the word throughout the whole goddamn country. 😶
My mom got a clown for my birthday, but it ended up being my sister. 🤡
What do you call a train that likes toffee?
A chew-chew train.
What do you call a lady with a pyramid on her head?
mummy
Why did the M&M go to school?
Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he had no BODY to go with.
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn't chicken!
Are you Paris, 'cause Eiffel for you.