Worst Jokes Ever
I wish I was a toe because I want to be banged all day.
Are you a school? 'Cause I wanna shoot kids in you.
Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."
How do I fix a broken light bulb? I don't. I simply blow up the house.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, then they got plane.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit.
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
Like and comment if you play Fortnite!
What's big and white and can't climb trees?
A fridge.
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
Everyone remembers it! :)
I threw a lamp at a depressed kid and tried to brighten up his day.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
It's sad someone has ligma.
What is money called on the moon?
Mooney.
I wanted to open a brothel in the monastery, but the slogan: "Fist some Christs" was, unfortunately, not so well received.
When your mom fell down, a 10 magnitude earthquake shook the Earth.