Worst Jokes Ever
Why do Americans always win gold at the shooting Olympics?
Because they practice at the best schools.
What's better than winning the Paralympics wheelchair race?
Walking.
Why is it so hard to make friends in Antarctica?
Because you cannot break the ice.
“If you're a dwarf and you're offended by that, grow up.”
An officer confronts two congressmen.
He informs them, \"I’m looking for a couple of child molesters.\"
The two look at each other, turn to the officer and exclaim, \"Sure! We’ll do it!\"
Why can Elsa hold a balloon? She will "Let It Go"!
Why did the cop show up early to the protest? To beat the crowd.
This guy goes to a bar and pulls out a little guy playing the piano. The bartender asks him where he got a small man with a piano.
The guy points outside to a genie granting people wishes. The bartender runs out and 1 million ducks appear.
The bartender yells at the genie saying, “Are you fucking deaf? I asked for 1 million bucks, not 1 million bucks!”
The guy from the bar says, “No shit! You think I really asked for a 12-inch pianist?”
what do baby’s and grenades have in common?
They both are silent but then when thrown at someone make a loud noise
Yo mama so fat when she went to the movie theater, she sits next to everyone.
Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."
What's big and white and can't climb trees?
A fridge.
I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit.
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
Like and comment if you play Fortnite!
How do rappers stay warm in the winter?
They drop FIRE TRACKS.
Did you make your bed this morning? Wanna unmake it together?
Are you a blanket? Because I love it when you’re on top of me.
I got LEGOs for Christmas, and my friend got her father's headstone.
Motivational Quote for today: If you're feeling tired and ugly today, cheer up, you probably won't feel tired tomorrow morning...