Q: What's an animation similar to Finding Nemo, but the fish has cancer? A: Finding Kemo.
Worst Jokes Ever
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Yo momma's so gay, you sucked her balls.
I just reached 10 million pounds in Euro Truck Simulator, but it's not even close to what Rakhmat Akilov achieved.
One day my ex-best friend lied about his computer dying when he left the call and watched YouTube.
My Xbox has been acting up lately... So I painted it black to make it run faster.
Like if you think rape jokes are funny.
What's the most played game in Africa? Hunger Games.
I gave a tree a high five, but sadly it left me hanging.
A termite walks into a bar and says, "So, is the bartender here?"
New Teacher: "I was an orphan as a kid."
Students: "OOOF"
Teacher: "Is anyone missing?"
Students: "Your Parents."
If the American Dream exists, why is it always filmed in Canada?
Why are orphans prostitutes?
So they can call someone "daddy."
What word starts with M and ends in RAGE? Miscarriage.
That joke never gets old... but neither does the baby...;)
I'm gay.
Q: How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
A: He forgot to wrap his Whopper.
What's red and blue and runs up your leg?
A homesick miscarriage.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
So they can be wanted for once.
If her age is on the clock, she gets the cock.
If you drink, don’t drive. People cause accidents.
If you drink, don’t park. Accidents cause people.
