Worst Jokes Ever
The person that created the knock knock joke won the Nobel reward.
Why did the female dicktator get fired? She had too much dick!
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Egg surprise!
Why does an orphan play GTA?
To get wanted.
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
Why did Michael Jackson rush over to K-Mart one morning?
Because he heard little boys' pants were half off!
What’s the difference between Jesus and Maddie McCann?
One had the last supper.
You know I'm not too into black girls, but Kobe's daughter was smoking!
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb?"
The other computer replied, "Because I have low memory."
Last time I ate a vegetable, I got banned from my sister's group home.
Q: How did Helen Keller get a concussion?
A: She kept stepping on a rake.
What was the worse purchase America ever made?
Spending billions on two rice cookers in 1945.
All zodiac signs have a hair style, but cancer is just a one-way thing.
Snow White and the six Dwarfs, Sneezy was caught by covid-19 quarantine!
Why did Helen Keller have a yellow leg?
Her dog was blind, too.
How do you get a woman to give head? Force it down her throat and hold the back of her head. Make her gag for a little and then pull out. Do this over and over for 30 seconds or so. If she doesn't open up, choke her and force her mouth open.
Woman aren't human anyways... lol.
What is the difference between a prisoner and an orphan?
One of them is wanted.
What has 4 hairy legs and fucks my sister?
Me & my dad!
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
My elderly relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying, “You’ll be next!”
They soon stopped though, once I started doing the same to them at funerals.