Worst Jokes Ever
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he had no BODY to go with.
What do you call a lady with a pyramid on her head?
mummy
What do you call a train that likes toffee?
A chew-chew train.
What's better than winning the Paralympics wheelchair race?
Walking.
“If you're a dwarf and you're offended by that, grow up.”
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
Everyone remembers it! :)
I threw a lamp at a depressed kid and tried to brighten up his day.
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
Like and comment if you play Fortnite!
Nearly 40% of the world have been in a relationship; the 60% are worstjokesever.com users.
What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite musical group?
The Who?
What did The Notorious B.I.G. say to the cow?
- MOO MONEY MOO PROBLEMS
Husband: "Honey, I just bought these special Olympic-style condoms!"
Wife: "Olympic-style condoms? What makes them so special?"
Husband: "They come in three colors: gold, silver, and bronze."
Wife: "Ooh, sweet. What color are you going to wear tonight?"
Husband: "Gold, of course!"
Wife: "Why don't you wear silver? It would be nice if you came second for a change."
Remember: Alcohol doesn't solve your problems, but neither does milk or water.
What's the difference between a baby and a bowling ball?
You can't use a pitchfork to get the bowling ball out of the truck.
What type of teacher doesn't fart in public?
A private tutor/tooter.
Are you the voices I've been hearing?
Because I can't seem to get you out of my head. (Schizophrenic RIZZ)
Your mama's so fat, when she jumps in the pool, the water jumps out!
Why do most orphans become prostitutes?...
'Cause they need to find someone to call DADDY.
Why did the orphan play GTA? Because he wanted to feel the wanted level.