Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
Because he lost his filling.
Teacher: Take a seat, class.
Wheelchair person: I've been in the seat.
Why did the grandmother put wheels on her rocking chair?
... she likes to rock and roll lol.
How do you stop a skunk from smelling?
Hold its nose.
Worst joke ever.
I remember my uncle's last words:
"I don't think we're going shooting today."
Why did people take Stephen Hawking's to the hospital when we should have took him to Curry's PC World?
Q. There were two sisters. One was having twins and asked her sister to help name the children. If one was named Deniece, what was the other named?
A. Denephew.
Do you know the murderer, The murderer, the murderer, Do you know the murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane?
Yes, I know the murderer, The murderer, the murderer, Yes, I know the murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane.
What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?
An irrelephant.
Yo momma so short... You can see her feet on her driver's license photo!
What is the capital of Greece? -- About 10 dollars.
Today was a really bad day. My mother-in-law was hit by a cab AND I lost my job as a cab driver!
The most corrupt CEOs are those of the pretzel companies.
They’re always so twisted!
How do you know someone has Down syndrome?
They're doing better than you.
Roses are red... Violets are blue... I feel like I'm gonna get raped next to you.
I hope Death is a woman.
That way, it will never come for me.
My boss said she would've loved to meet Bill Cosby as a child. I don't get why I'm getting arrested. I was just making sure his dream came true.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
I only listen to waltz 3/4 of the time.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands!