Worst Jokes Ever
— Wanna hear a joke about ghosts?
— No.
— That's the spirit!
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
It gets toad.
I've been told I've got a perfect cock.
She sure was hard on me when I took it from her, though.
You are all going to be pun-ished!
You want to hear a 9/11 joke?
I bet they did too!
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
He had nobody to go with.
Why couldn't Cinders use horses to pull the Pumpkin Coach?
Because they were too busy playing stable tennis!
I'd make an emo joke, but that would be cutting a little too close.
Hey guys! Want to know something cool? Google Jesus' language. It's Aramaic.
Next, google "God in Aramaic". See the results for yourself. <3
Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.
Pickup line for gay people:
Roses are red, Antarctica is in the south, Get on your knees, And open your mouth.
What do you call a rapper who works at the BANK?
Lil Teller.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.
What a skeleton baked for the other skeleton.
A pa_pıe_rus.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Nobody finds that one funny.
Why did the pervert sing "Gucci Gang"?
Because a woman just gave him a lil pump.
I mean I'd tell you a joke about the pizza I ate, but it's just too cheesy.
The first trains were often derailed. They had a bad track record.
Did y’all hear about the increasing divorce rate because people are addicted to Fortnite?
They’re just two weeks to quit.
One day a couple was walking when the man stepped on something hard and squishy, then they heard a sound from the bushes. Instead of looking down, they both ran.
Two years later, they turned on the TV to find Ted Bundy on trial. They asked him if he has ever been caught. He said, "No, but a couple was walking as soon as I killed a girl. I jumped into a bush. They didn't know I was there, but the man stepped on the dead body but didn't look down, then he and his girlfriend ran."