Worst Jokes Ever

My grandmother made her passage on the Titanic. The ship was not the only thing that went down.

Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"

The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"

You're the sun in my life, now get 93 million miles away from me.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They can't make a homerun. 😂😂

I told a furry, "Don't call yourself a joke!" I said to the furry, "Joke has meanings."

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Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.

Oh . . .

:(

Continue.

Joe mama so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said "to be continued."

Why can't orphans use a phone?

Because they don't have a home screen.

Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.

She handed her an application through the mirror.

Me and my friends jumped some orphans. Who will they tell? Their parents?

Did you hear about the orphan that tried to high five a tree? It left her hanging.

Your mum is so fat, flat earthers think she's round!

What is depressing, alone, chronic, and messed up? Me.

I gave my friend some paper. It cut his wrists.

What do the initials POOP stand for?

Polacks Order Our Poop. 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩

What is a disabled person's least favorite song?

"I'm Still Standing."

Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.

My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.

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Spread the cat gun.

I stole a wheelchair. I knew the owner would come crawling back.