Worst Jokes Ever
How did the British lose the War of 1812?
They were out-Britshed.
I would try to stop rapists, but force would be an option for it.
F in orphan means family.
When you find out the stripper you're banging is a hooker, but you're saving money, so it's okay.
Given that it's a major guarantee that little boys' underwear will be half off at Kmart thanks to the blue light specials, now you know why Michael Jackson likes to loiter around the store all day long.
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk! 😂🤣
Who can jump the highest? Depressed asses, some say they’re still in the air.
What did the woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, sir, you're in my son."
What is worse than a baby spinning at a hundred miles per hour on a washing line?
Hitting it off with a cricket bat.
I: "Get a boomerang."
Type: "Why?"
Me: "Because for frisbee, you need friends."
I walked to the milk store and did not see my dad.
Q: What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
A: One knows where home is.
One time I was watching TV.
Mom: Omg, your dad is coming!
Me: Omg, really?
Mom: Sike, I lied.
Why are short people so angry?? Cause they're closer to hell.
My wife of 60 years told me, "Let's go upstairs and make love."
I just sighed and said, "Choose one, I can't do both."
I am dark humor.
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn't peeling well.
Gwen, if you're reading this, the link I sent is for you and your boyfriend to chat and stuff. No one shall bother you! Pinky pinky!
Btw, do you know how I am cause if do then I am related to Kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry, just chat with your boyfriend.
What kind of shoes do pedophiles wear?
White Vans!
To people who say that depression hits hard...
The car begs to disagree.