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Deniece and Denephew

Anonymous
6 years ago
  • Q. There were two sisters. One was having twins and asked her sister to help name the children. If one was named Deniece, what was the other named?

    A. Denephew.

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  • Explanation

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    Listen up, buttercup! The joke is a pun. "Deniece" sounds like "Denise," a common name. "Denephew" sounds like "Denise's nephew." Get it? It's supposed to sound like the first twin is named Denise and that you're dense like a brick!

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    Comments (1)

  • Anonymous

    8 months ago

    N ER phe

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