Worst Jokes Ever
If per capita is an issue, decapita can be arranged.
Why can't orphans become criminals? Because she isn't wanted.
I tried to start a music career, but it crashed harder than Paul Walker.
Yo mama was so fat, Huggy Wuggy couldn't fit his arms around her!
Michael Jackson goes to his favorite bakery and says to the workers, "This is my favorite baker, hehe."
What did the mother say to Michael J. on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my son!"
Say what you want about Hitler, at least he got the trains to run on time.
A guy goes ice fishing for the very first time. All of a sudden, he hears a voice. “There are no fish under the ice!”
He ignores it and moves to another area, cuts a hole, and tosses his line in. Again, he hears the booming voice: “There are no fish under the ice!”
He nervously looks up and asks, “Lord? Is that you?”
“No, this is the rink manager!”
We need to stop making jokes about orphans. They will tell their parents. Oh wait...
Where does Hitler look first when he loses something? The attic.
People on the Titanic were cracking up at my jokes, so did the Titanic. No, really, the Titanic cracked in half!
What do dark humor and kids with cancer have in common? They never get old.
Hi guys, I am so happy and proud of myself and I thought I should share with you! Today I saw myself on TV when I turned it off.
Why didn't the skeleton go to prom?
He was dead. You fool. You fell for my trick. I'm very heartless.
Oh wait.
You fool!
I tried to find my watch I lost last week, but I didn't have the time.
How do you break up blind people in a fight? Scream, "I put my money on the guy with the knife!"
The depressed kid tried to high five the tree.
But the tree left him hanging!
Why can’t Helen Keller have kids?
Answer: She’s dead.
My ex died today.
I also lost my job as a butcher.
We are always joking around about being adopted, when really we are still living in the orphanage.