Worst Jokes Ever
When your friend does a finger-gun and his dad appears behind him and does it too, with the real deal!
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo?
A selfie.
A man goes to a restaurant and asks for some chili.
The waiter said, "Sorry sir, this is an Asian restaurant."
So he stretches his eyes and says, "Oh herro, can I get some chiri?"
What's red and bubbly and scratches at the microwave glass?
A baby in the microwave!
What happened the night Stephen Hawking came home wasted?
Nothing... wife couldn’t tell.
What do Japanese men do when they vote?
They have an erection.
What's the difference between a water bottle and Africa?
One has water; the other one doesn’t.
What did the kid with Down syndrome say to his friend?
Nothing, he had no friends.
A 98 year old man goes to bed on a one layer bed. He wakes up under it...
I saw a person raping a woman in an alleyway. I decided to help...she doesn't stand a chance between us.
I had a dream of swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it is just a FANTAsea.
Yo mama is so poor, she buys used food.
I’d make a rape joke, but I don't wanna force that on you too.
Why is the bald eagle bald?
Because it has no hair.
It has feathers. LOL.
What does NASA stand for?
Neil Armweak Sorry Armstrong.
What kind of fruit can fix your sink?
A plum-ber.
Why can you never surprise mountains?
They peak.
What do you call a German that can not see?
A Not-see.
What do masturbation and brain damage have in common? After a few strokes, there’s no going back.
What is the speed limit for sex? 68, because if you go any faster, you’ll have to turn around.