Worst Jokes Ever
Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
Not all roses are red; Not all violets are blue; If you're reading this, God loves you.
What do you call meat in an oven?
Africa.
I swear I always finish on page 3 when I'm looking at family pictures.
What kind of club is every parent afraid of their kid joining?
The Mikey Jackson club.
How do you spell the name of the most dangerous pedophile?
M-I-C-H-A-E-L J-O-S-E-P-H J-A-C-K-S-O-N
What's the difference between me and a hairdresser? We both cut too much.
Me, calls the police*
Me: Hey, I'm gonna commit suicide!
Cop on the phone: Please wait till we get there.
Me: Why, so you can then stop me?
Cop on the phone: No, we just want a murder, not a suicidal report on your paper... and we are all bored!
Me: Ok, my house number is *********************, ok!
Cop on the phone: Awesome! Just a sec. *whispers* Guys, I finally found someone who wants to get killed!
One good thing about lynching during the holidays, free tree ornaments.
Wanna know why Kobe can't shoot?
Because he's dead.
Q: Why was 10 afraid?
A: Because he was always between 9/11.
Have you ever thought about the fact that every market in Africa is a black market?
How do you make a lesbian upset?
Give her a multiplication test.
I took a special needs child to a shooting range.
Poor bastard had no idea which direction to run in.
Who needs dating apps when you have family reunions?
Y'all wanna hear a joke? My life.
Yo mama so stupid, when her phone dies, she buries it.
That was a horrible pun. You should be sent to the PUN-itentiary!
Q: Why should you never invite an aardvark to your family reunion?
A: Because it will eat your "aunts."
Gaston gets the no-Belle prize! :D