Worst Jokes Ever
Which one of Lord Arthur's knights invented the round table?
Sir Cumference.
What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.
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How to treat someone who’s lesbian, gay, queer, transgender or bisexual?
The same way that you would treat anybody else, you homophobic bastard.
The Columbine High School basketball team hasn't been the same since they lost their two best shooters.
A mushroom walked into a pub.
He asked the bartender to give him a beer.
The bartender said, "I can't, you'll get too rowdy."
The mushroom then said, "Oh come on! When I drink, I'm a fun guy!"
Why did Annie fall from the swing?
Because she had no hands.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not Annie.
Q: What do American beer and canoes have in common?
A: Fu@king close to water!
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An ethnic orgy.
Girls Are Yummy Stupid
Are Really Erectable
Tasty Honey Ejaculable
Booty Everything Sucking Titties
Gays don't be mad, read the first letter of every word :D
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall and got unplugged.
The grapes in the supermarket are really raisin' the bars...
People are like trees...
They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.
Actually, it isn't a bear joke, but bear with me here...
This guy is boiling water. The girl walks in and says, “What are you doing?” The guy says, “I’m making Holy Water.” She said, “How?” He said, “I’m boiling the hell out of it.”
Why did the chicken want to cross the road? Because he was suicidal and wanted to get hit by a car.
If a king farts, is it a noble gas?
"Mom? Don't freak out, but I'm in the hospital."
"Aaron, you've been a doctor for over 8 years now, please stop starting every phone conversation we have with that."
Your mom is so old, she turned to dust before Thanos snapped.
What do an abortion and a baby have in common?
The mom doesn't want either of them.