Rocking Chair jokes

Why did the grandmother put wheels on her rocking chair?

... she likes to rock and roll lol.

I can't decide if I like rocking chairs or not.

I keep going back and forth on them.

The wheels on the wheelchair go round and round.

Surely people would consider putting pedals on wheelchairs so that their arms don't get tired.

People with wheelchairs listen to "Rolling in the Deep" by Adele.

A grandfather is on his rocking chair. His grandson comes to him and asks him to croak, to which the grandfather responds with a "no". His granddaughter then comes along and asks him to croak, to which the grandfather responds, "Why do you keep asking me to croak?" The granddaughter replies, "Because Dad says if you do, we get to go to Disneyland."