Rocking Chair jokes

A grandfather is on his rocking chair. His grandson comes to him and asks him to croak, to which the grandfather responds with a "no". His granddaughter then comes along and asks him to croak, to which the grandfather responds, "Why do you keep asking me to croak?" The granddaughter replies, "Because Dad says if you do, we get to go to Disneyland."

Why did the grandmother put wheels on her rocking chair?

... she likes to rock and roll lol.

I can't decide if I like rocking chairs or not.

I keep going back and forth on them.

How do you get four prostitutes on one chair?

You turn it upside down.

Who is the best at musical chairs?

The kid in the wheelchair.

I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song? "The wheels on the chair go round and round....."