Rocking Chair jokes

A grandfather is on his rocking chair. His grandson comes to him and asks him to croak, to which the grandfather responds with a "no". His granddaughter then comes along and asks him to croak, to which the grandfather responds, "Why do you keep asking me to croak?" The granddaughter replies, "Because Dad says if you do, we get to go to Disneyland."

Why did the grandmother put wheels on her rocking chair?

... she likes to rock and roll lol.

I can't decide if I like rocking chairs or not.

I keep going back and forth on them.

I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

How do you get four prostitutes on one chair?

You turn it upside down.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

I used to get pushed and called lazy in school.

Man, I loved that wheelchair.

What do you call a chair that smokes weed?

A high chair.