Worst Jokes Ever
My sister reminds me of 911: one moan of "OMG" got everyone's attention.
What do you call a crazy computer?
Wired.
My short friend called me a scrub, even though he was the one below me.
What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
You want to hear a 9/11 joke?
I bet they did too!
Why are birds good at social media?
Because they "tweet" all the time!?
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Cakatoo."
"Cakatoo who?"
"So, you're a Rooster now?"
Wanna know how I got away from Iraq? Iran.
Why did Sally cross the road?
She didn’t wear her seatbelt.
At first I was skeptical, but the universe has really grown on me.
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I remember my dad's last words: "I met your father."
What do you call an egg murder?
An eggs-terminator!
Why wasn’t the cheese 🧀 happy?
It was blue 😔.
People shouldn’t be afraid during a zombie apocalypse.
They can stay in their living room.
I can't believe I got fired at the calendar factory. I mean... all I did was take a day off!
I was going to tell you a joke about a big cat, but I would be lion.
MOM: Honey, I'm pregnant.
DAD: Hi, Pregnant, I'm Dad.
MOM: No, you're not.
What did the angry cow say to its enemy?
"We have beef!"
How does a penguin build its house?
Igloos it together!