Worst Jokes Ever

How do you get a depressed person to jump?

Put them on a bridge.

I told a Chinese man, "Which is better, cats or dogs?"

He said, "Dogs."

I said, "Why?"

He said, "Because dogs tasted better than cats."

We split because she would always say I never listen, or something like that.

The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.

Wanna know who can jump the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knife." "Knife, who?" "How are you still alive? I just stabbed you!"

An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."

Why could dinosaurs not talk? Because they were dead.

If I grew a nanometer taller for every 2/10 woman expecting a 6’3”+ guy, I would be considered attractive.💀

I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.

I would make a joke about Silver the Hedgehog... but it's no use!

Q: Why did the student eat his homework?

A: Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!

My sister said that I need to stop with the audited butt:

I got it from her when I was born.

So my depressed friend wanted to high-five the tree by the cemetery.

The tree left him hanging though.

"You have to do this," and my sister said, "Well, I don't care."

And I said, "Well, you care enough to respond back, oh my gosh!"

What did the hamster say to the penis? "Ha, you look just like me!"

Dark humor is like life:

Not everyone gets it.

My great grandpa killed Hitler.

If chickens make chicken nuggies, does that mean dinosaur chickens make Dino nuggies?!?

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