Worst Jokes Ever
"Whole November month, sniper lessons available in Dallas U.S.?"
What's the difference between an apple and a black man?
Apples look better hanging on a tree.
You have an entire life being an idiot, why not take a day off?
Merry Christmas, my fellow hoes!
Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours.
Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.
Papyrus: Well come to the underground.
Sans: How was your falls?
Papyrus: G-g-good luck eve-ever ge-getting o-out.
Sans: Give me your balls!
If raping someone is sexual harassment, then is raping a rapist inverted harassment?
How do you blindfold an Asian?
You use dental floss.
You can sink the Titanic like you can drive a bike. Not a joke.
Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.
If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber.
If per capita is an issue, decapita can be arranged.
Why can't orphans become criminals? Because she isn't wanted.
I tried to start a music career, but it crashed harder than Paul Walker.
Yo mama was so fat, Huggy Wuggy couldn't fit his arms around her!
Michael Jackson goes to his favorite bakery and says to the workers, "This is my favorite baker, hehe."
What did the mother say to Michael J. on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my son!"
Say what you want about Hitler, at least he got the trains to run on time.
A guy goes ice fishing for the very first time. All of a sudden, he hears a voice. “There are no fish under the ice!”
He ignores it and moves to another area, cuts a hole, and tosses his line in. Again, he hears the booming voice: “There are no fish under the ice!”
He nervously looks up and asks, “Lord? Is that you?”
“No, this is the rink manager!”