Worst Jokes Ever
Bubba couldn't make rent, so he offered to sleep with the landlady instead.
I think he forgot he lived in his mom's basement.
Mom told me drugs are my enemies.
Jesus said to like your enemies.
Yay, I can like drugs then!
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach?
A sea minor.
What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste!
That was a horrible pun. You should be sent to the PUN-itentiary!
Yo mama so stupid, when her phone dies, she buries it.
Y'all wanna hear a joke? My life.
Why couldn't the man get out of the maize maze?
He got corn-ered!
My new leaf blower doesn't work. It sucks.
A llama kicked me out of my house. Alpaca my bags.
Person 1: Hi, I am Tom, and you?
Person 2: Andrew?
My brother couldn’t wait for fall, so I tripped him.
When you see an "Autistic child zone" sign and say, "Oh! That wasn't a dog."
What do you call a skeleton in the snow? A numb skull.
The flower made a phone call and became cauliflower.
Hi, I am Bill.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Your mom.
Fuck you you rwind my life.
One of the reasons the skeleton was not allowed to play church music is because he had no organs.
I'd tell you a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with? Shingles!