Worst Jokes Ever
"Bippidy boppidy boo! Bill Cosby is coming for you!"
There are 50 dogs and 48 cats.
How many are hungry?
A. 10
People having seizures are just people dreaming about rollercoasters.
How can you tell if an ant is a boy or a girl?
If it sinks it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s boy-ant (buoyant).
What's the difference between the Titanic and Georgie from "It"?
Georgie floated!
How do you get a nun pregnant?
You dress her up as an altar boy.
What do you call a duck on drugs?
A quackhead.
I don't like 9/11 jokes because they always talk about how bad of a plane driver my dad is.
I was gonna tell a rumor about butter, but I don’t want to spread it.
Oofer.
What did Thanos say when he snapped his finger? Another one bites the dust.
Everything is made in China, except babies... They are made in Vachina.
What is your snow ❄️ name? X-ray.
I wrote a passage to stop about bullying, and it was easy. Do you know why?
Because I am a bully!
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
What do a friend and a mouse have in common? They will both be angry if you throw bricks at them.
Me nan.
What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other?
LEAN BEEF!
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE!
P.S. This joke is very non-original and bad.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because someone booted her in the face. 🤣🤣