Worst Jokes Ever
Shut the f*ck up.
Today was the worst day ever. My ex got ran over by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
(Bus Driver) What did you learn in school today?
(Kid) We learned that you are a sussy baka.
(Bus Driver) Oh yeah? Well, I quit!
(Kid) Quit what?
(Bus Driver) Living.
(Kid) But it was a joke!
(Bus Driver) Doesn't matter. I will die, but you will still be alive.
(Kid) Ok.
(Bus Driver) That was a joke, too!
Were you born on the highway? That's where most accidents happen.
People said that we needed to follow in Kobe's footsteps, but there are none.
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?
He kept making strikes.
What is the first thing you should always take care of first after a car crash?
The witnesses.
You're so skinny, you use chapstick as deodorant.
Why go across town when you can go across the hall?
Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sorry I just forgot.
Adult: Just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Who can jump the highest? Depressed asses, some say they’re still in the air.
What did the woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, sir, you're in my son."
What's it called if an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
haha why couldn't the bike stand up because it was too tired.
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be DYING to get in there.
I walked to the milk store and did not see my dad.
Two people are sitting in a skyscraper.
P1: Hey, what wifi are you connected to? The company wifi is horrible.
P2: Airplane wifi.
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn't peeling well.
Gwen, if you're reading this, the link I sent is for you and your boyfriend to chat and stuff. No one shall bother you! Pinky pinky!
Btw, do you know how I am cause if do then I am related to Kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry, just chat with your boyfriend.
I am dark humor.