Worst Jokes Ever
A guy bought an AMG and crashed it. Now he knows how the Mercedes bends.
Why did the M&M go to school?
It wanted to be a Smartie.
If you overdose on Viagra, do you die... hard?
Why did the bat fall out of the tree?
It couldn’t hang in there.
I left Iran. Guess how? I ran!
In the words of Kerk Cobane: "Check this sweet no scope!"
So, some ants in a colony go to war. They want some more troops and know that there are ants that went to wars as well. They call them war-ants.
They start barging into homes to search for more war-ants. They barge into a home, and the lady-ant goes, "Hey, why are you here? Can you please leave?" One of the ants replies with, "I'm sorry, but unless you have a war-ant, we have to keep searching your house."
A guy walks into a butcher's shop and says, "Sir, are you a gambling man?"
The butcher says, "Why yes, as a matter of fact, I am."
"Then I'll bet you $25 you can't reach up and touch that meat hanging over your head right there."
The butcher thinks for a moment and says, "I'm sorry, I won't take that bet."
The guy says, "But I thought you said you were a gambling man."
"I am. But the steaks are too high."
When a donkey digs a tunnel, it is called a burro.
Wanna hear a joke?
Me.
What do people that can only use half their face and wankers have in common?
They have both had a few strokes.
I had amnesia once... maybe twice.
Has anybody heard of the guy who passed out in the middle of oncoming traffic? Yeah, he was tired.
Xd.
What kind of cheese protects castles?
MOAT-zerrela.
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Yeah, me too.
Q) What do trees call deforestation?
A) TREASON!
F*ck me!
I called my dog J. They said, "Joné."
A boy asks a zookeeper, "Why is there a baguette in a cage?"
The zookeeper says, "It's bread in captivity!"