Worst Jokes Ever

Did you know that graveyards are the most popular place in the world?

Yeah, people are just DYING to get in there...

I just got a job at the prison library.

It has its prose and cons.

Wanna know how I got away from Iraq? Iran.

How do you stop a skunk from smelling?

Hold its nose.

Worst joke ever.

I can't believe I got fired at the calendar factory. I mean... all I did was take a day off!

My boss said she would've loved to meet Bill Cosby as a child. I don't get why I'm getting arrested. I was just making sure his dream came true.

What do you call a stripper in a wheelchair?

Hot wheels.

The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.

Three nuns are having a charity in front of the church.

A man in a trench coat walks up and flashes the three nuns. The first nun had a stroke, the second nun had a stroke, but the third nun, her arm was too short.

What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?

"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"

Have you heard of Imagine Dragons (the band)? Imagine dragging these nuts across your face.

I was working for Space X. I was instructed to control a satellite's orbit rotation when suddenly the screen went black. I investigated and found out one of Penaldos penalty had hit and destroyed the satellite. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my dream job!

You looking for jokes? I have one: your life.

I got 99 problems but a chin ain't one.

Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.

I have an announcement, Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife and he said he dick was this big and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com. Shadow, u got a small dick it looks like this walnut except way smaller.

What's Jack's favorite flower? A rose.

What do a stripper and a coconut have in common? They both have a creamy center.

Do you know how to make 4 Albanians stand on a shoebox?

Just tell them that it floats.

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