Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between the milkman and my dad?
Nothing, they are both one thing except he never returns with milk.
(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION!)
Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?
A: Because they're intended for a young audience.
lmao why do people think they can fly?
I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."
Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem.
I was playing laser tag with my ex, but I (wink) didn't realize I had a real gun.
Dad: Son, do you want to play Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots?
Son: Sure, let me get it from the closet.
Dad: No, bring your sisters. Just like the game, they can’t move their legs.
Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha-Ching!
What do you get when you cross a dick and a potato?
A dictator.
If your corona test shows two lines, is that then positive or negative?
What’s strong enough for a man, but made for a woman?
The back of my hand.
What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
Tell her to slow down and use lubricant.
All these people on here making me wish I knew them IRL.
Americans: I will cook the pizza.
Italians: I cooka de pizza!
What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.
How do stars die?
Normally, an overdose.
Why did the math book kill itself?
It had too many problems.
What’s the difference between your dad and your hairline?
Nothing, they both ran off.
In what city do you always lose your mum? Mumbai.