Worst Jokes Ever
I remember my dad's last words: "I met your father."
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
I remember my uncle's last words:
"I don't think we're going shooting today."
Why did the grandmother put wheels on her rocking chair?
... she likes to rock and roll lol.
Why did people take Stephen Hawking's to the hospital when we should have took him to Curry's PC World?
What's the last thing that went through Curt Cobain's mind?
His teeth.
People shouldn’t be afraid during a zombie apocalypse.
They can stay in their living room.
At first I was skeptical, but the universe has really grown on me.
I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic.
I figured I would steel it and put it on this site. I mean, it was either that, or lose it forever.
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it had its ion someone else.
What did the emo say before he crossed the road?
"Fuck my life."
What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman?
Frostbite!
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
Because he lost his filling.
Teacher: Take a seat, class.
Wheelchair person: I've been in the seat.
I was going to tell you a joke about a big cat, but I would be lion.
MOM: Honey, I'm pregnant.
DAD: Hi, Pregnant, I'm Dad.
MOM: No, you're not.
Why wasn’t the cheese 🧀 happy?
It was blue 😔.
What do you call an egg murder?
An eggs-terminator!
Q. There were two sisters. One was having twins and asked her sister to help name the children. If one was named Deniece, what was the other named?
A. Denephew.
Do you know the murderer, The murderer, the murderer, Do you know the murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane?
Yes, I know the murderer, The murderer, the murderer, Yes, I know the murderer, Who lives on Dreary Lane.