Worst Jokes Ever
What is a good time for dinner, and what do I do? You can do dinner. Was that it?
What did the grape say when the Meerkat stepped on it?
It said nothing, just let out a little wine.
I just stepped on a corn flake. I'm officially a cereal killer.
Roses are red, violets are blue, she is hot, but you're as ugly as poo.
Where do cows go to see the big screen? The mooo-vie theater.
Why were the 1800s so crazy?
Because of Hairriet Tubman.
I only made so it's the 69th in the hair category.
Employer: Can you perform under pressure?
Me: No, but I do a pretty good "Bohemian Rhapsody."
Sally's mother had four children. The fourth April, the second May, the third June. Who was the first child?
Sally.
The udder day I drank milk.
It was udderly delicious!
What did the kangaroo say to the elephant? Hi up there!
What did the kids say hi to? A slide.
What time is it when you get home and you walk, walk home and walk, walk home?
What did the man say when he swallowed a clock and tried to go to the bathroom?
WATCH OUT!!!
FIERY LOS
You want a joke? My entire existence.
"So you dropped my instruments on stage?"
"It was only the Bass!"
If a wizard gets robbed by a muggle, has he been muggled?
Me and my friend (rope) like hanging out.
What were Paul Walker's last words?
I dk probably "WATCH THE FUCKING TREE!"
Why does Darth Vader always choke people?
Because he wants them to feel what his Sith Lord does to him in bed.