Worst Jokes Ever
What kind of shoes do pedophiles wear?
White Vans!
Bubba couldn't make rent, so he offered to sleep with the landlady instead.
I think he forgot he lived in his mom's basement.
To people who say that depression hits hard...
The car begs to disagree.
Mom told me drugs are my enemies.
Jesus said to like your enemies.
Yay, I can like drugs then!
Some kids at school made fun of me for playing Halo, so I gave them a halo.
Peanut butter 🧈?
What do you call a dumb and mean crocodile?
A crookodile.
Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Alabama burned down?
Almost took out the whole trailer park.
"Knife to meet you all!"
Teachers: Do you give your mother that attitude?
Orphan: ...
The last time I had flying lessons, I hit some building in Manhattan. Then my Uncle got shot in 2008. Darn...
Why did the orphan cross the road? They thought they saw their mother.
All trucks are monster trucks if you’re afraid of trucks.
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach?
A sea minor.
Did you hear the one about the hills?
It was hillarious.
Why do women like Pac-Man so much?
How else can you get eaten three times for a quarter?
My brother couldn’t wait for fall, so I tripped him.
Why couldn't the man get out of the maize maze?
He got corn-ered!
Leo: Mother, what is an idiot?
Mother: An idiot is someone that explains something in a long, boring way so that the person that the idiot is trying to explain to doesn't understand.
Mother: Do you understand?
Leo: No.
How did the security guard at the orchid get better at his job? He got an Apple Watch.