Worst Jokes Ever
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can’t find home.
What is your snow ❄️ name? X-ray.
I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. My dad was a great pilot!
Blood is red.
Bruises are blue. I forget the rest... um, I hate you...?
What do you call a cow that has two legs shorter on one side of its body compared to the other?
LEAN BEEF!
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
The trom-BONE!
P.S. This joke is very non-original and bad.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because someone booted her in the face. 🤣🤣
I wrote a passage to stop about bullying, and it was easy. Do you know why?
Because I am a bully!
How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?
I don't know, they just keep Putin them in.
Why do boys feel safer at Ronald McDonald's House than Neverland Ranch?
Ronald McDonald's doesn't put his meat between boys' buns.
What brand of paint did Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch?
Dutch Boy.
Michael Jackson was recently sighted at Target. Why? The sale was all boys' pants half off!
Jack and Jill went up the hill so they could fuck in the water. But Jack forgot to use protection and now they have a daughter.
How to treat someone who’s lesbian, gay, queer, transgender or bisexual?
The same way that you would treat anybody else, you homophobic bastard.
How do you punch 40 kids in the face at once? Hit them with a “Sandy Hook”.
When you go to Incestry.com instead of Ancestry.com.
Why did Stephen Hawking and his wife stop playing hide and seek? She kept using a metal detector.
Uranus is huge.
Why is Stephen Hawking in hell?
He couldn't get his wheelchair up the stairway to heaven.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"