Worst Jokes Ever
What does Germany and the rest of the world have in common? They both use gases to poison one thing or another.
Don’t have phone sex without protection, you might get hearing aids!
Why would hunting a bald eagle in America be a bad idea?
Because it's ill-eagle.
What's big, green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you?
A pool table.
What's the difference between pussy and pizza... nothing because I'll eat them both.
Which one of Lord Arthur's knights invented the round table?
Sir Cumference.
My friend had this annoying little kid that always used to yell and scream when he didn't get what he wanted. I told my friend there's a new attraction a few states away he could take him to.
Confused, my friend asked me what it was. I told him, "The Sandy Hook Experience: Where you come in and leave with a 'hole' lot of fun."
What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.
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Why did Annie fall from the swing?
Because she had no hands.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not Annie.
A mushroom walked into a pub.
He asked the bartender to give him a beer.
The bartender said, "I can't, you'll get too rowdy."
The mushroom then said, "Oh come on! When I drink, I'm a fun guy!"
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An ethnic orgy.
Q: What do American beer and canoes have in common?
A: Fu@king close to water!
Girls Are Yummy Stupid
Are Really Erectable
Tasty Honey Ejaculable
Booty Everything Sucking Titties
Gays don't be mad, read the first letter of every word :D
If a king farts, is it a noble gas?
People are like trees...
They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.
The grapes in the supermarket are really raisin' the bars...
My Japanese friend told me a Pearl Harbor joke. I told him he bombed it.
I was up all night because my neighbors were having sex.
*I was actually up all night watching.*
What's fast and almost got away?
A Mexican jumping the border.