Worst Jokes Ever
"Knife to meet you all!"
Teachers: Do you give your mother that attitude?
Orphan: ...
The last time I had flying lessons, I hit some building in Manhattan. Then my Uncle got shot in 2008. Darn...
Why did the orphan cross the road? They thought they saw their mother.
All trucks are monster trucks if you’re afraid of trucks.
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach?
A sea minor.
Did you hear the one about the hills?
It was hillarious.
Why do women like Pac-Man so much?
How else can you get eaten three times for a quarter?
My brother couldn’t wait for fall, so I tripped him.
Why couldn't the man get out of the maize maze?
He got corn-ered!
Leo: Mother, what is an idiot?
Mother: An idiot is someone that explains something in a long, boring way so that the person that the idiot is trying to explain to doesn't understand.
Mother: Do you understand?
Leo: No.
How did the security guard at the orchid get better at his job? He got an Apple Watch.
What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste!
I'm still playing hide & seek with my dad.
What does a skeleton tile his roof with? Shingles!
When you see an "Autistic child zone" sign and say, "Oh! That wasn't a dog."
What do you call a skeleton in the snow? A numb skull.
Hi, I am Bill.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Your mom.
Fuck you you rwind my life.
One of the reasons the skeleton was not allowed to play church music is because he had no organs.