Worst Jokes Ever
You have an entire life being an idiot, why not take a day off?
The depressed kid tried to high five the tree.
But the tree left him hanging!
Why canβt Helen Keller have kids?
Answer: Sheβs dead.
Merry Christmas, my fellow hoes!
Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.
One day a couple was walking when the man stepped on something hard and squishy, then they heard a sound from the bushes. Instead of looking down, they both ran.
Two years later, they turned on the TV to find Ted Bundy on trial. They asked him if he has ever been caught. He said, "No, but a couple was walking as soon as I killed a girl. I jumped into a bush. They didn't know I was there, but the man stepped on the dead body but didn't look down, then he and his girlfriend ran."
"Whole November month, sniper lessons available in Dallas U.S.?"
My ex died today.
I also lost my job as a butcher.
How do you break up blind people in a fight? Scream, "I put my money on the guy with the knife!"
Before I die, I'm going to ask to be cremated.
Then I'm going to eat a bunch of popcorn kernels.
Then I'll die and get cremated. BOOM! I'm popcorn!
We are always joking around about being adopted, when really we are still living in the orphanage.
People might not laugh at my jokes, or have a reaction at all, but I'd explode with euphoria.
Periodically, people might laugh every now and then.
How does an American know that his time has come?
He starts hearing Vietnamese.
How do you know if you have a high sperm count?
She chews before she swallows.
After death, what is the only organ in the female body which remains warm?
My penis.
How do you know someone has Down syndrome?
They're doing better than you.
Lynx, where the fuck are you? This is Dagger Jr. (Proof in comments).
Whatβs better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?
Not being retarded.
Your mum, your dad, The things you never had.
Yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it says, "To be continued."