Worst Jokes Ever
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dishes."
"Dishes who?"
"Dishes a bad joke."
The udder day I drank milk.
It was udderly delicious!
What did the kids say hi to? A slide.
What do you call an obnoxiously loud fog horn? A beginner saxophonist.
What did the kangaroo say to the elephant? Hi up there!
What time is it when you get home and you walk, walk home and walk, walk home?
Your mama so fat, when Pennywise said, "We all float down here," he saw her and suddenly knew he was mistaken.
Arsenal
AIDS?
Q) What do trees call deforestation?
A) TREASON!
Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? He didn't have any BODY to go with.
Why would a dead guy lie?
Because he can't stand up.
Why did the one-armed man cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
What did the shoe say to the other shoe?
Nothing, it was tied up in another conversation.
Yo man, stand up.
*short person stands*
No, seriously man, stand up!
We all know Albert Einstein was a genius, but his brother Frank was a monster.
Why do musicians in New Orleans smell so good?
Because they're jasmine (jazz men)!
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
Yo, sis, come here.
Sis: What?
Me: Oh, sorry, you doing school?
Sis: Yup.
Me: Can I go?
Sis: No way, you're going to hug me.
Me: I love you.
My friend wasn't open to the idea of me becoming a nudist.
I told him to stop being so clothes-minded.