Worst Jokes Ever
Your forehead is so big, you can fit Santa’s sack on it.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick. Get your head out of the gutters... Jeez!
What's red and has 7 dents? Snow White's cherry.
Emos do take shots of themselves... not with a camera, though.
Like if you like Logan Paul, dislike if you like Jake Paul.
If an emo kid jumps off a building, who would win?
Society.
What's a reversed exorcism?
It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body.
Blondes like their men how they like their rice: brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.
If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who would hit the ground first?
The brunette, because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions!
An e-girl went to go high five a tree, but the tree left her hanging.
Nearly 40% of the world have been in a relationship; the 60% are worstjokesever.com users.
My wife and I just decided we don't want to have children.
So if anyone wants them, our contact information is below.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 10 fingers, the middle ones are for you.
My first name is Al and my last name is Coholic :) #yuengling.f/wat
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
Everyone remembers it! :)
I threw a lamp at a depressed kid and tried to brighten up his day.
I got detention for giving an emo kid a glow stick... I tried to lighten his spirit.
Like and comment if you play Fortnite!
I asked a emo kid if they wanna hang out.
The emo tried to high five the tree, but the tree just left him hanging.