Worst Jokes Ever
My eggs are just like my dad... nonegg-istent.
My mom got a clown for my birthday, but it ended up being my sister. 🤡
Q: What do you call a boomerang that is not coming back? A: A stick.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick. Get your head out of the gutters... Jeez!
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her titties, I got a mouth full of knee.
Kid: Wanna hear a joke?
Me: Sure.
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Why can't the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he has "no body" to go with!
An e-girl went to go high five a tree, but the tree left her hanging.
Your forehead is so big, you can fit Santa’s sack on it.
Why did the Dad cross the road?
To get the milk.
Ok, so my brother made this, here it is:
Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? Chicken garbage!
Ok I know it makes no sense, but he made it when he was like 3.
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn't chicken!
Did you know Hellen Keller had a doll house in her backyard? Neither did she.
My wife and I just decided we don't want to have children.
So if anyone wants them, our contact information is below.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
What is money called on the moon?
Mooney.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
What's the same about a newborn and a football?
You can kick them both very easily.