Excuse Me, You're In My Sun

  • What did the lady say to Michael Jackson on the beach?

    "Excuse me sir, but you're in my sun."

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  • Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen here, smart guy. The joke is funny because the lady is telling Michael Jackson that he is blocking her sunlight. Michael Jackson was a famous pop singer who liked to spend time on the beach, probably because he was running away from women like your mom. What I am trying to say is that it's a play on words, get it? You should stick to eating crayons.

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  • Comments (1)

  • My brother met him when he was 9 years old. A really touching experience.

    Biased Panther

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